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- 2nd
- 03:48 am
Posting with the quickness
11:53 pm"I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp!"
- 2 comments
- 3rd
- 06:40 pm
Foo. :p
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 10:10 am
"Eww! Daddy, this tastes like grandma!"
- 11 comments
06:34 pmHrm...
- 5th
- 05:05 pm
Drive-by!
11:08 pmHEY KIDS!
- 6th
- 08:09 am
"Hey, you're dead now! And you're dead. Oh, and you're dead." "Aw, man!"
- 4 comments
09:36 pm"Now, you take good care of it. I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap."
- 12 comments
- 7th
- 04:09 pm
"It's a beautiful day, and the scent of violence is in the air."
- 1 comment
07:10 pmI'm such a wushu star. ;p
- 1 comment
- 8th
- 04:32 pm
"Don't make me use my stuff on ya, baby."
- 2 comments
- 10th
- 03:08 pm
"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the low point on your sine wave!"
- 8 comments
- 11th
- 12:45 am
"I don't want you to wait on me, just pretend I'm not here. Hey, do you have any soda?"
- 2 comments
02:15 am"Good Idea: Doing your own yard work. Bad Idea: Doing your own dental work."
- 1 comment
10:49 am"I thought I was cool!" "Well, you were, but you weren't cool about it."
- 6 comments
10:36 pmwheeeee
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 04:26 pm
"A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed! You're not gay!"
- 4 comments
- 13th
- 12:20 am
Dammit. ::asdlfhasdlfhadlk::
- 7 comments
08:17 am"Luke, I am your father! Clean your room!"
- 2 comments
05:15 pmPhone Post:
- 7 comments
- 14th
- 07:21 pm
no quote for you. :p
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 04:33 pm
"If stupid people stopped making babies, what would we sell on the black market?"
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 02:36 pm
quickie
- 1 comment
10:01 pm"Puberty hit those kids like a Mack Truck!"
- 11 comments
- 18th
- 08:27 am
AAAAAHHHHHH
- 1 comment
06:16 pm"Keep the small bills on the outside and call me if anyone gets drunk."
- 7 comments
- 19th
- 01:17 pm
"Why would you dip cheese into more cheese?!" "I LIKE CHEESE!!"
- 7 comments
06:05 pm"Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy."
- 20th
- 08:07 am
"I swear to God, she picked that song out herself."
- 5 comments
04:32 pmquickie
- 7 comments
- 21st
- 07:57 pm
drive-by
- 4 comments
- 22nd
- 01:07 am
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- 3 comments
09:32 pmanother boring post
- 1 comment
- 23rd
- 04:04 pm
"No job! Freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age."
- 24th
- 05:57 pm
Well, p00p.
- 5 comments
- 25th
- 01:14 pm
"Vinny, you're going down in flames, and you're bringing me with you."
- 12 comments
11:33 pm"'Yee-Haw' is not a valid foreign policy."
- 5 comments
- 26th
- 05:22 pm
drive-by
- 4 comments
- 27th
- 02:37 am
"No, I tend to follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of 'Thou shalt not kill'. But, that's just me."
- 3 comments
- 28th
- 02:10 am
"Follow the spiders... why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?!"
- 29th
- 02:16 am
"Paranoia paranoia, everybody's coming to get me, just say you never met me..."
- 5 comments
10:55 pm"Rhythm, you have it or you don't, that's a fallacy!"
- 2 comments
- 30th
- 02:25 am
ugh ugh ugh
- 4 comments
07:41 amwhoops. ::rotfl::
- 5 comments
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