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- 1st
- 03:47 am
Random hair-related conundrum
- 6 comments
05:10 pm"Party in my eye-socket and everyone's invited! ...Sometimes I shouldn't say words."
- 2 comments
07:54 pmTERU ME PREASE
- 3 comments
- 2nd
- 03:03 am
OH! NICE BEER's!
- 3 comments
04:31 pm"Why am I the only one who has that dream?..."
- 2 comments
- 3rd
- 07:04 am
Weeeee!
- 4 comments
06:56 pm(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 11:39 pm
"As long as you keep calling me that, that's who I'll be!"
- 5th
- 06:57 am
AAAAARRRRGGH
- 3 comments
12:46 pmQuickpost
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 06:21 pm
"Don't worry. I wrote a speech in case that happens. Well, it's just two words. One of them's 'off'.
- 2 comments
10:43 pm(no subject)
- 7th
- 09:35 pm
"Feb-tober!"
- 8th
- 04:10 am
"Wow, I wish I could jump like that." "Wish granted!" ::kick::
05:18 pm"God writes the script, sweetie. I just say the lines."
- 1 comment
07:28 pmA Question:
- 5 comments
- 9th
- 09:46 am
"I'm a figment of your imagination, boy! You're the one who's worried."
- 1 comment
- 10th
- 10:29 pm
"I have twelve breasts! ...Sorry, I was rounding up!"
- 3 comments
- 11th
- 05:29 pm
"You really are a louse, Roger Smith."
10:36 pmComputer problems, anyone?
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 10:34 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
02:24 pm"Urge to kill falling... falling... RISING! Faaalling..."
- 4 comments
02:36 pmForgotten, less gripey bits
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 03:17 am
"It was a run-by fruiting!"
11:09 pmOMFG YAAAAAYYYYYY
- 9 comments
- 14th
- 08:17 am
"I've been working up a good mad all day and I am not about to let you ruin it by agreeing with me!"
11:21 amSpew.
- 5 comments
03:31 pm(no subject)
06:00 pm"S! M! A! P! One two three four FIVE RESPECT!"
- 2 comments
- 15th
- 01:44 pm
Reminder:
- 10 comments
04:51 pm"I couldn't sleep at all last night..."
- 16th
- 02:17 pm
"You two will never graduate." "Never masturbate?" "GRADuate. As in finish school."
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 01:56 pm
(no subject)
- 3 comments
- 18th
- 06:18 pm
"Jesus Christ!" "Dad, don't take my name in vain!" "Jeezy Creezy." "DAD! Don't call me Jeezy Creezy!
- 8 comments
- 19th
- 05:25 pm
"My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?"
- 2 comments
- 20th
- 02:33 am
FINALLY!
- 5 comments
09:27 pm"Lemony-fresh victory is MINE!"
- 21st
- 07:45 pm
"Yeah, Fez. Foreigners aren't allowed to drive cars in this country, unless it's a cab."
- 3 comments
11:30 pmASDFKSDFLKAHSDFHSASDKFHKL
- 15 comments
- 22nd
- 03:55 am
ARGH
- 8 comments
06:55 pm"The Fonz was getting a lot of action... he got more ass than a toilet seat!"
- 3 comments
08:53 pm"He said, 'Behold, ye angels, for I have created The Ass. For generations to come, men and women wil
- 4 comments
- 23rd
- 06:40 pm
"E-very-thing's co-ming up videos!"
- 1 comment
- 24th
- 03:27 am
Spam again??
- 2 comments
10:20 pmjob angst
- 25th
- 03:57 am
"School is not for asking questions, it's a place you go to be out of this house!"
06:07 pmGwaaaaaaaaaaa
- 1 comment
- 26th
- 02:41 am
"Hooray for earth!"
- 2 comments
05:11 pm"You couldn't take a cheeseburger from a drive through."
- 6 comments
- 27th
- 02:08 pm
"Small Child! You do not need four limbs and a body to be a success!"
- 1 comment
- 28th
- 04:10 pm
"I don't think you'd fit in here." "I have fast food experience." "Yeah, like twenty years ago!"
- 13 comments
04:48 pmYES!!!!!!111
- 6 comments
- 29th
- 05:05 am
"She really doesn't like it when I string things together like that, does she?"
- 30th
- 01:45 pm
"Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games!"
- 3 comments
- 31st
- 04:03 pm
Stupid retail therapy
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