1st
03:47

Random hair-related conundrum

- 6 comments

17:10

"Party in my eye-socket and everyone's invited! ...Sometimes I shouldn't say words."

- 2 comments

19:54

TERU ME PREASE

- 3 comments

2nd
03:03

OH! NICE BEER's!

- 3 comments

16:31

"Why am I the only one who has that dream?..."

- 2 comments

3rd
07:04

Weeeee!

- 4 comments

18:56

(no subject)

- 1 comment

4th
23:39

"As long as you keep calling me that, that's who I'll be!"



5th
06:57

AAAAARRRRGGH

- 3 comments

12:46

Quickpost

- 2 comments

6th
18:21

"Don't worry. I wrote a speech in case that happens. Well, it's just two words. One of them's 'off'.

- 2 comments

22:43

(no subject)



7th
21:35

"Feb-tober!"



8th
04:10

"Wow, I wish I could jump like that." "Wish granted!" ::kick::



17:18

"God writes the script, sweetie. I just say the lines."

- 1 comment

19:28

A Question:

- 5 comments

9th
09:46

"I'm a figment of your imagination, boy! You're the one who's worried."

- 1 comment

10th
22:29

"I have twelve breasts! ...Sorry, I was rounding up!"

- 3 comments

11th
17:29

"You really are a louse, Roger Smith."



22:36

Computer problems, anyone?

- 2 comments

12th
10:34

(no subject)

- 3 comments

14:24

"Urge to kill falling... falling... RISING! Faaalling..."

- 4 comments

14:36

Forgotten, less gripey bits

- 3 comments

13th
03:17

"It was a run-by fruiting!"



23:09

OMFG YAAAAAYYYYYY

- 9 comments

14th
08:17

"I've been working up a good mad all day and I am not about to let you ruin it by agreeing with me!"



11:21

Spew.

- 5 comments

15:31

(no subject)



18:00

"S! M! A! P! One two three four FIVE RESPECT!"

- 2 comments

15th
13:44

Reminder:

- 10 comments

16:51

"I couldn't sleep at all last night..."



16th
14:17

"You two will never graduate." "Never masturbate?" "GRADuate. As in finish school."

- 1 comment

17th
13:56

(no subject)

- 3 comments

18th
18:18

"Jesus Christ!" "Dad, don't take my name in vain!" "Jeezy Creezy." "DAD! Don't call me Jeezy Creezy!

- 8 comments

19th
17:25

"My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?"

- 2 comments

20th
02:33

FINALLY!

- 5 comments

21:27

"Lemony-fresh victory is MINE!"



21st
19:45

"Yeah, Fez. Foreigners aren't allowed to drive cars in this country, unless it's a cab."

- 3 comments

23:30

ASDFKSDFLKAHSDFHSASDKFHKL

- 15 comments

22nd
03:55

ARGH

- 8 comments

18:55

"The Fonz was getting a lot of action... he got more ass than a toilet seat!"

- 3 comments

20:53

"He said, 'Behold, ye angels, for I have created The Ass. For generations to come, men and women wil

- 4 comments

23rd
18:40

"E-very-thing's co-ming up videos!"

- 1 comment

24th
03:27

Spam again??

- 2 comments

22:20

job angst



25th
03:57

"School is not for asking questions, it's a place you go to be out of this house!"



18:07

Gwaaaaaaaaaaa

- 1 comment

26th
02:41

"Hooray for earth!"

- 2 comments

17:11

"You couldn't take a cheeseburger from a drive through."

- 6 comments

27th
14:08

"Small Child! You do not need four limbs and a body to be a success!"

- 1 comment

28th
16:10

"I don't think you'd fit in here." "I have fast food experience." "Yeah, like twenty years ago!"

- 13 comments

16:48

YES!!!!!!111

- 6 comments

29th
05:05

"She really doesn't like it when I string things together like that, does she?"



30th
13:45

"Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games!"

- 3 comments

31st
16:03

Stupid retail therapy