- 1st
- 03:47
Random hair-related conundrum
- 6 comments
17:10"Party in my eye-socket and everyone's invited! ...Sometimes I shouldn't say words."
- 2 comments
19:54TERU ME PREASE
- 3 comments
- 2nd
- 03:03
OH! NICE BEER's!
- 3 comments
16:31"Why am I the only one who has that dream?..."
- 2 comments
- 3rd
- 07:04
Weeeee!
- 4 comments
18:56(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 23:39
"As long as you keep calling me that, that's who I'll be!"
- 5th
- 06:57
AAAAARRRRGGH
- 3 comments
12:46Quickpost
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 18:21
"Don't worry. I wrote a speech in case that happens. Well, it's just two words. One of them's 'off'.
- 2 comments
22:43(no subject)
- 7th
- 21:35
"Feb-tober!"
- 8th
- 04:10
"Wow, I wish I could jump like that." "Wish granted!" ::kick::
17:18"God writes the script, sweetie. I just say the lines."
- 1 comment
19:28A Question:
- 5 comments
- 9th
- 09:46
"I'm a figment of your imagination, boy! You're the one who's worried."
- 1 comment
- 10th
- 22:29
"I have twelve breasts! ...Sorry, I was rounding up!"
- 3 comments
- 11th
- 17:29
"You really are a louse, Roger Smith."
22:36Computer problems, anyone?
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 10:34
(no subject)
- 3 comments
14:24"Urge to kill falling... falling... RISING! Faaalling..."
- 4 comments
14:36Forgotten, less gripey bits
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 03:17
"It was a run-by fruiting!"
23:09OMFG YAAAAAYYYYYY
- 9 comments
- 14th
- 08:17
"I've been working up a good mad all day and I am not about to let you ruin it by agreeing with me!"
11:21Spew.
- 5 comments
15:31(no subject)
18:00"S! M! A! P! One two three four FIVE RESPECT!"
- 2 comments
- 15th
- 13:44
Reminder:
- 10 comments
16:51"I couldn't sleep at all last night..."
- 16th
- 14:17
"You two will never graduate." "Never masturbate?" "GRADuate. As in finish school."
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 13:56
(no subject)
- 3 comments
- 18th
- 18:18
"Jesus Christ!" "Dad, don't take my name in vain!" "Jeezy Creezy." "DAD! Don't call me Jeezy Creezy!
- 8 comments
- 19th
- 17:25
"My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?"
- 2 comments
- 20th
- 02:33
FINALLY!
- 5 comments
21:27"Lemony-fresh victory is MINE!"
- 21st
- 19:45
"Yeah, Fez. Foreigners aren't allowed to drive cars in this country, unless it's a cab."
- 3 comments
23:30ASDFKSDFLKAHSDFHSASDKFHKL
- 15 comments
- 22nd
- 03:55
ARGH
- 8 comments
18:55"The Fonz was getting a lot of action... he got more ass than a toilet seat!"
- 3 comments
20:53"He said, 'Behold, ye angels, for I have created The Ass. For generations to come, men and women wil
- 4 comments
- 23rd
- 18:40
"E-very-thing's co-ming up videos!"
- 1 comment
- 24th
- 03:27
Spam again??
- 2 comments
22:20job angst
- 25th
- 03:57
"School is not for asking questions, it's a place you go to be out of this house!"
18:07Gwaaaaaaaaaaa
- 1 comment
- 26th
- 02:41
"Hooray for earth!"
- 2 comments
17:11"You couldn't take a cheeseburger from a drive through."
- 6 comments
- 27th
- 14:08
"Small Child! You do not need four limbs and a body to be a success!"
- 1 comment
- 28th
- 16:10
"I don't think you'd fit in here." "I have fast food experience." "Yeah, like twenty years ago!"
- 13 comments
16:48YES!!!!!!111
- 6 comments
- 29th
- 05:05
"She really doesn't like it when I string things together like that, does she?"
- 30th
- 13:45
"Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games!"
- 3 comments
- 31st
- 16:03
Stupid retail therapy