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- 1st
- 03:26 pm
"NO MEANS NO YOU BASTARD!" ::stabstabstab::
- 2 comments
- 2nd
- 03:02 am
"This is about as much fun as catching bowling balls with my teeth."
08:01 pm"My hair! He shot my hair!"
- 5 comments
- 3rd
- 12:54 pm
"These are the days when you wish your bed was already made."
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 12:20 pm
"Wasn't his dad, like, involved in politics too?"
- 1 comment
03:47 pm"How YOU doin'?"
- 3 comments
11:46 pm"We are so pathetic. XD It's really cool!"
- 5th
- 12:52 pm
"Thank you, your honor. With god's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction."
- 6 comments
04:30 pmYum, Engrish wearables.
- 4 comments
08:31 pm"I don't know; I have intermittent memory loss."
- 6th
- 01:30 am
"Isn't it weird how slaying always makes you hungry and horny?"
10:59 am"It's like riding a biker."
- 2 comments
06:03 pm"コーヒーが大好きですよ！"
- 3 comments
11:05 pm"I said CONSUMMATE V's! Consummate!"
- 2 comments
- 7th
- 03:02 pm
"Oh, please. Like the three of us are so aggressively normal. "
08:35 pmBURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLE!
- 5 comments
- 8th
- 01:51 am
"THERE IS TWO OF UUUUSSSSS!"
02:08 pm"Get up. Get out. Get drunk. Repeat as needed."
03:10 pmPICTURE TAIMU! :O
- 2 comments
- 9th
- 04:06 pm
"I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were."
- 10th
- 10:57 am
"Every time I see you falling, I get down on my knees and pray..."
- 3 comments
04:03 pm"Shoe revolution!"
- 7 comments
- 11th
- 01:32 pm
"You can flash-fry a cow in four seconds!"
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 12:29 pm
"Maybe I could jedi mind trick my way into getting laid."
- 4 comments
05:22 pm"What kind of world is this? It's kind of crap!"
- 13th
- 03:16 pm
"Everybody's working for the weekend!"
- 3 comments
- 14th
- 10:59 am
"Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius the proper respect, Dr. Zaius would stop showing you the poo!"
- 5 comments
- 15th
- 12:46 am
Short and sweet
04:26 pm"Spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht."
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 04:00 pm
"You are being irrational. Go back to bed."
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 02:29 pm
"Even *I* know what to do with this... BALEETED! ...no..."
- 1 comment
- 18th
- 02:29 am
ASDFKSDFLKAHFDLKHA
09:58 pm"But you never do anything!"
- 1 comment
11:43 pm"Is so ea-sy! Happy go lu-cky!"
- 3 comments
- 19th
- 01:25 pm
"What? Deleted?! No! Undeleted! Undeleted! UNDELETED! I didn't mean to do that!"
- 1 comment
03:27 pmAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
- 4 comments
10:28 pm"It was like the second coming of Meat Loaf, I swear."
- 20th
- 01:12 am
Okay, this is scary.
- 2 comments
12:28 pm"They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky, and they remember what they are."
03:41 pmMight as well get it out of the way...
- 2 comments
05:59 pmIt's POLL TIME!
- 21st
- 04:51 pm
"No, I'd be something silly and ineffective, like a Carnival Cruise Liner."
05:13 pmAsk Me Anything! Episode 1.1
- 2 comments
- 22nd
- 03:46 am
To slack, or not to slack?
- 5 comments
09:45 pmAsk Me Anything! Episode 1.2
- 4 comments
- 23rd
- 01:12 am
"Let go of my purse! I don't know you!!"
07:16 pmAsk Me Anything! Episode 1.3
10:09 pmBleh.
- 24th
- 03:22 pm
"Some people like to stand in the rain without an umbrella. That's what it means to live free."
- 1 comment
04:18 pm"I'm Anya! I like money better than people! People can rarely be exchanged for goods and services!"
- 3 comments
06:04 pmAsk Me Anything! Episode 1.4
- 5 comments
- 25th
- 11:30 am
"I got a job in advertising. Well, not a paying job. More of an internship. But, they hire people th
12:37 pmSURVEY TAIMUUUUUU
06:37 pmAsk Me Anything! Episode 1.5
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 03:50 pm
"It's not like it had a catchy hook or anything. It was old, British, and boring."
03:55 pmAsk Me Anything! Episode 1.6
- 27th
- 06:19 pm
"PC Load Letter? What the f*ck does that mean?!"
- 1 comment
- 28th
- 12:49 pm
"Japanese cartoons are WEIRD, man."
04:47 pmYou're an Artist...?
06:46 pmPLUGGITY PLUG PLUG
- 7 comments
08:25 pmAsk Me Anything! Episode 1.7
- 2 comments
- 29th
- 05:32 am
"I find that I am too busy being successful, so I have trouble remembering all of my bright ideas."
- 30th
- 04:54 pm
"You're such a GIRL!"
- 2 comments
- 31st
- 03:04 pm
"Well, talking won't get you there."
- 2 comments
08:19 pm"The best things in life are free! But you can give them to the birds and bees! I want money!"
- 10 comments
11:22 pmAsk Me Anything! Episode 1.8
- 1 comment
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