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- 1st
- 06:11 pm
"It's what? Bells ringing, fireworks, a dulcet choir of pretty little birdies?"
- 2 comments
- 2nd
- 03:50 am
ARGH
- 1 comment
04:18 pm"Ah, Melchett. Still worshipping God? Last I heard... He'd started worshipping me!"
- 2 comments
07:44 pmWAAAAAAHHH ;_;
- 3 comments
- 3rd
- 01:00 pm
"Staring at the window for five hours finally paid off!"
05:42 pm"Dude. I can see it! It's Great Cthulhu's scalp!"
- 4th
- 05:00 pm
"I have a crush on every boy!"
- 2 comments
- 5th
- 05:02 am
(no subject)
- 1 comment
- 6th
- 01:43 am
"If this were an American series, [his cockiness] would be a sign that he will never, ever go away."
- 2 comments
09:42 pm"Let's get ready to look SO GOOD!"
- 7th
- 01:33 am
"I live... AGAIN."
- 12 comments
03:50 pm"Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret!"
06:40 pmFashion Sense!
- 3 comments
09:27 pm日本語のポスト （＃２）
- 8th
- 09:57 am
Quickpost
12:51 pm"Cobwebs!"
- 4 comments
02:14 pm"I can't tell if this is a joke or not."
- 8 comments
- 9th
- 06:55 am
(no subject)
- 10th
- 01:50 am
"That would be the French."
- 6 comments
08:29 pm"I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in bees!"
- 3 comments
- 11th
- 04:09 pm
"I could be the antichrist, or have the intelligence of a thermos, but these are not the matters tha
- 3 comments
05:49 pm"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun in somebody else's sky"
- 5 comments
- 12th
- 01:12 am
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was DEAD!!!"
- 2 comments
05:24 pm"I'm half Italian and half drag queen. I'm allowed to get worked up!"
- 3 comments
- 14th
- 12:57 am
"I just think just standing there going, 'Bang!' That's not going to kill too many people, is it?"
- 1 comment
04:55 pmbleee.
09:31 pmDon't read this. It's boring.
- 1 comment
- 15th
- 08:00 am
"It's 'Scene-Stealing Hack,' thank you."
09:27 amquickie
- 1 comment
02:30 pm"And they complain and complain and complain..."
- 16th
- 03:08 am
Thoughts right now
- 5 comments
06:24 pm"They'll be all up ons!"
- 17th
- 06:25 pm
"It was the most traumatic moment in my life and she's all yelling about her broken leg!"
08:57 pmA, er, polite request
- 2 comments
- 18th
- 04:34 am
CRYING FOR HELP! ;_;
- 4 comments
06:26 pm"I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs!"
- 4 comments
- 19th
- 06:56 am
"I've come for an argument!"
- 2 comments
08:54 amMore MySQL foo
- 3 comments
09:32 amALL ABOARD THE HAPPY TRAIN!
- 20th
- 12:04 am
"Oh hey, look! There's some over in that patch of sun! I'll get 'em!"
- 2 comments
07:26 amNAME THAT CAR!
- 8 comments
- 21st
- 07:27 pm
(no subject)
10:22 pmToo lazy for a quote.
- 1 comment
- 22nd
- 10:13 am
"Could you maybe do me a favor and just squish me?"
- 1 comment
01:44 pm日本語のポスト（＃３） + other blather
- 1 comment
- 23rd
- 12:35 am
"Dude, where's my car?" "Where's your car, dude?"
- 4 comments
06:19 pm"Arms... like... NOODLES!"
- 4 comments
- 24th
- 02:23 pm
"They will drug test everyone in Arlen. The price of a clean urine sample will double."
- 1 comment
10:38 pmOMG
- 3 comments
- 25th
- 05:06 pm
"Hey Bart! Y'wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?!!" "AAAAAAHHH!!"
- 1 comment
08:33 pmStupid thingy thingy
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 05:34 pm
"I'll be back."
- 27th
- 03:05 am
"Spam spam bacon and spam?"
- 8 comments
- 28th
- 03:30 am
"Michael Bay gets to keep making movies and Cartman gets his own theme park; there is no God!"
- 1 comment
07:30 pm"Hell is other people."
- 3 comments
09:19 pmBoggle!
- 29th
- 12:27 am
WEEE!
02:27 pm"If I was going to kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door."
- 10 comments
08:37 pmWeeeeeeeeee
- 7 comments
- 30th
- 02:02 am
"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it."
- 6 comments
08:06 pm"Yes. That is masterful."
- 3 comments
- 31st
- 10:20 pm
"I'm rich. I only go in to work to wear my outfits."
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