- 1st
- 03:11 pm
"Don't cry for me; I'm already dead!"
- 1 comment
- 3rd
- 03:23 pm
"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here."
- 3 comments
- 4th
- 02:11 pm
"And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? Vun, two, three - three victims. Mwa ha ha."
- 2 comments
- 5th
- 02:30 pm
"How did your brain ever learn human speech?"
- 5 comments
- 6th
- 11:18 am
minor brain dump
- 15 comments
- 7th
- 11:25 am
"Are you some navel-gazing, no-fun, mopey type?"
- 3 comments
- 9th
- 01:33 pm
weekend
- 1 comment
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- 10th
- 05:13 pm
"Did you eat breakfast?" "Why, y'wanna grab something?"
- 1 comment
- 11th
- 04:14 pm
"She's the sort of girl who's always in fashion / And her breasts are the nicest ones we know of..."
- 3 comments
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- 12th
- 11:10 am
"Oh, Mary! I've had one of those terrible dreams again! We were getting married!"
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 02:12 pm
"A long time ago, we used to be friends, but I haven't thought of you lately at all..."
- 2 comments
- 16th
- 01:08 am
drive-by
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 12:30 am
another drive-by!
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- 18th
- 05:25 pm
"He averts his eyes from it, and acts as if he doesn't have any memories of his past."
- 1 comment
- 19th
- 01:47 pm
too lazy for a quote
- 2 comments
- 20th
- 05:40 pm
"I want it American style. Kill it, soak it in sauces, then grill that sumbitch till THERE'S NO PINK
- 1 comment
- 21st
- 04:54 pm
"Single Female Lawyer! Fighting for her clients! Wearing sexy miniskirts, and being self-reliant!"
- 1 comment
- 23rd
- 12:48 pm
wheeeee
- 6 comments
- 24th
- 01:27 pm
Stuff I want to do soon
- 7 comments
- 25th
- 04:28 pm
"They made Angel a puppet. A puppet. Nothing more needs to be said."
- 3 comments
- 26th
- 02:40 pm
"What are you complaining about? At least you didn't get a hickey."
- 12 comments
- 27th
- 05:49 pm
"Damn these human legs!"
- 6 comments
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08:07 pmMeme! Meme!
- 1 comment
- 28th
- 12:40 pm
"All horrible things happen in threes: celebrity deaths, Pauly Shore movies, Wilson Phillips!"
- 5 comments
- 31st
- 04:00 pm
"Everybody remember where we parked!"
- 8 comments