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- 2nd
- 03:49 am
"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, God."
- 5 comments
05:35 pm"If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're going to have a bad time."
- 3 comments
- 3rd
- 12:39 pm
"You got a name?" "Paris." "Never been." "Well, you ain't goin' tonight."
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 01:13 am
MAN OH MAN
07:19 pm"If I'm right, and we wait a moment... it'll come back around."
- 5th
- 03:53 am
"...so you can go to your courses every day and get your diploma and all that... or NOT..."
- 6 comments
04:23 pm"Get your patchouli stink OUT OF MY STORE!"
- 5 comments
- 6th
- 09:07 pm
"Mawwage, that bwessed event, that dweam within a dweam..."
- 2 comments
- 7th
- 09:29 pm
"Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!"
- 10 comments
- 8th
- 03:00 am
"Nothing says lovin' like a car grill!"
- 1 comment
05:21 pm"Great plan. It's right up there with duck and cover."
- 1 comment
- 9th
- 10:38 am
"He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."
- 1 comment
05:27 pmAAAAAAHHHHH
- 1 comment
- 10th
- 01:57 pm
"We're not athletes, we're baseball players!"
- 11 comments
06:38 pm"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
- 4 comments
- 11th
- 02:33 pm
"I think he needs to come over here so I can kick him in the nuts for stealing my pie!"
- 3 comments
03:11 pmIn the bedroom
- 6 comments
- 12th
- 03:56 am
JESUS CHRIST x_x
- 5 comments
04:59 pmSad, sad song
- 1 comment
08:13 pm"What is it?! Am I giving out some kind of...sexy professor vibe?"
- 2 comments
08:44 pmOh yeah
- 4 comments
- 13th
- 08:10 am
ASDFKLDALKFDHASLKHS YES
- 2 comments
11:35 pmUpdate a la one-liner.
- 2 comments
- 14th
- 03:41 am
"Now you're such a big shot you're gonna act in a Hollywood movie? Fucking sellout."
- 1 comment
- 15th
- 01:34 am
"It is definitely Fall now. I can feel it in my knuckles."
- 4 comments
- 16th
- 02:26 pm
"You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault??"
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 04:13 am
What do web devvers do when they're bored?
- 1 comment
04:44 pm"Y'all are so wack." "Wiggidy-wack?" "No, just regular type."
- 5 comments
05:25 pmOh yeah
- 3 comments
- 18th
- 03:59 am
"Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?"
- 2 comments
06:23 pmAaaahhhahhahhahaa
- 1 comment
- 19th
- 03:36 pm
AVAST!
07:39 pmYES!!!!!!111
- 16 comments
- 21st
- 03:49 pm
"Well, I like him better than you, so we're even."
- 4 comments
11:58 pm"Our chief weapon is surprise! ...Surprise and fear... fear and surprise..."
- 3 comments
- 22nd
- 06:54 pm
"Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine."
- 3 comments
- 23rd
- 06:48 pm
AAAAAHHHHHHHH
- 4 comments
- 24th
- 02:52 pm
"America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, you can throw out broken glass on the streets!"
07:58 pm"Thanks to our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay about $3 in taxes a year."
- 7 comments
- 25th
- 04:15 pm
"See, the great thing about animation is that you don't have to pay the actors squat."
06:10 pmAs if I needed anything *else* piled onto me...
- 1 comment
- 27th
- 05:00 am
"Who throws a cupcake? HONESTLY."
- 3 comments
05:12 pm"Gaaaan-baaaaare ouuuuuuji!"
- 28th
- 04:09 pm
"I'm having a bad day! I'm sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up!"
- 1 comment
06:11 pmARGH x_x
- 4 comments
- 29th
- 11:17 am
"I don't tie my shoes without a backup plan."
07:45 pm"Man, you've gone from social drinker to alcoholic really quickly."
- 30th
- 10:54 am
Muffin frenzy!
- 3 comments
06:41 pm終わり だ！
- 4 comments
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