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- 1st
- 10:26 am
THE GREATEST FORTUNE COOKIE EVER
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02:46 pmtoo lazy for a quote
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- 3rd
- 03:24 pm
"You are NOT God!" "Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something."
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06:15 pm"Is it a coincidence that 'duff' is a synonym for 'ass'?"
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- 5th
- 11:20 am
blah blah blah
- 1 comment
- 7th
- 03:07 pm
rrrgggghhhh
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- 8th
- 11:37 am
"What did I do on Friday? Hmm, got a haircut, hmm, called a guy a dick on national television..."
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- 10th
- 08:16 pm
UGH
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- 13th
- 01:41 am
"Oh, great. More snow. Nature's bukkake."
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- 14th
- 02:32 pm
"I... I LIVE! But I don't feel so hot..."
- 8 comments
06:03 pmBy the way...
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- 15th
- 03:53 pm
sleeeeeeeep
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- 16th
- 04:53 pm
too tired for a quote. :p
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- 17th
- 11:03 pm
(no subject)
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- 18th
- 02:51 pm
"Nobody has ever gone from Zero to 'Get the hell off of my television' so quickly."
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- 21st
- 04:53 pm
"Broke into your house? That's two weeks in a row!" "Yep." "ALARM." "...I'm thinking dog."
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- 22nd
- 03:50 pm
"I'm Charley's aunt from Brazil--where the nuts come from!"
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- 23rd
- 05:59 pm
Too busy for a quote.
- 6 comments
- 24th
- 10:25 pm
Random stuff before I go
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- 28th
- 11:57 am
"Hey! It was dark! And I was drunk! And I really, really like Raging Bull!"
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