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- 1st
- 04:54 am
" Late night, come home, work sucks, I know."
- 5 comments
02:57 pm"What makes you think she is a witch?" "She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "Well, I got better."
- 4 comments
06:39 pmHappy math!
- 3 comments
- 2nd
- 01:27 pm
"Where is she going?" "She's meeting bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm."
- 3rd
- 10:18 am
"I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad, and it's depressing."
- 4 comments
04:24 pm"That concludes the portion of the tour where you stay alive!"
- 2 comments
- 4th
- 09:55 am
"It was so packed with sugar that it caused seizures in lab rats, so we sent it back to formula."
- 5 comments
01:50 pm"What is your bidding, master?"
- 5 comments
05:13 pm"Sweeter than sugar, cuter than pie, I'm the apple of his eye"
- 5 comments
- 5th
- 06:07 pm
"Why do I always start listening to a conversation at exactly the wrong time??"
- 4 comments
- 6th
- 03:34 am
"SWORDED!"
- 2 comments
02:19 pm"Okay, I'm going to go wash the dumb ass off the back of my neck."
- 3 comments
10:40 pm;_;
- 8th
- 04:38 am
Quickness
- 9th
- 03:52 am
"I wouldn't trust them with a pointy stick, much less a gun."
- 1 comment
06:02 pmFUCK.
- 3 comments
- 10th
- 04:15 am
"Six pints of bitter, and quickly, please. The world's about to end."
- 3 comments
07:41 pmBleeehhhhh
- 2 comments
- 11th
- 12:13 pm
too sick for a quote ;p
- 2 comments
08:03 pm"See, I only make fun of people who I know would never come on the show." "That's a long list."
- 2 comments
- 12th
- 03:34 am
Aaaaaaggggghhh
- 3 comments
04:39 pm"I'm tired, I'm cranky, and my wife's in Argentina. Let's get this over with."
- 13th
- 04:08 am
"That's a pleasurable sensaaation!"
- 2 comments
05:13 am(no subject)
- 1 comment
05:19 pmQuickie
- 2 comments
- 15th
- 03:08 pm
(no subject)
- 16th
- 06:06 pm
"I... I'm DELICIOUS!"
- 17th
- 05:04 am
Bollocks.
- 3 comments
- 18th
- 09:18 pm
"Oh my God! This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip!"
- 4 comments
- 19th
- 03:26 am
"What the hell? Children are not allowed on the bridge!"
- 8 comments
05:03 pm"She thinks I'm a mute with a balance problem."
- 2 comments
11:47 pm"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called FUKYU!"
- 2 comments
- 20th
- 03:21 pm
"RUN! It's Godzilla!!" "It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not."
- 21st
- 02:08 am
"Overpowered by funk!"
- 22nd
- 01:52 pm
"Of course I'm scared. Last time we were here, 33.3 bar percent of us were flayed alive."
- 23rd
- 01:50 am
Too lazy for quoteage.
- 2 comments
02:43 pm"This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet."
- 1 comment
07:02 pmTwo questions:
- 3 comments
- 24th
- 02:50 pm
"WHAT? Who wants a tan on their back? There's no abs to accentuate!"
- 6 comments
- 25th
- 02:38 pm
"I miss you, cupcake!"
- 3 comments
- 26th
- 04:38 pm
"Once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap."
- 1 comment
05:49 pm"Disease and deprivation stalk our land like... two giant stalking things."
09:09 pm日本語のポスト (#1)
- 16 comments
10:04 pmTunak tunak tun!
- 3 comments
- 27th
- 04:25 am
(no subject)
- 3 comments
05:34 pm"See? It's not genetically possible for men to have opinions about fabric!"
- 28th
- 08:03 am
(no subject)
- 5 comments
04:28 pm(no subject)
- 3 comments
- 29th
- 01:11 am
"Boys, the next time you drive a golf cart over a catered lunch and into a swimming pool there will
- 6 comments
08:14 pm"She's that type, you know. If you've got a headache, she's got a brain tumor."
- 30th
- 09:00 am
"So who were you? I thought I knew? I guess I was mistaken..."
06:55 pmWaaaaahhhhhhh ;_;
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