"Overpowered by funk!"
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batskeetsSo, I'm at work, and it's pretty boring. People keep calling back and asking about their ride, even when the time estimate I gave them hasn't passed yet. Such impatience!
1. True or False: you at least make an effort to have three square meals a day. False. I'll usually try for at least 2, but I don't usually have time for breakfast.
2. You prefer A) cooking B) being the one who is cooked for. I *love* to cook, so A. Unless I'm really wiped out, because then, B is very nice.
3. True or False: you have eaten things that were inedible. If true, tell us about it.
What, like the silica gel packet that says "do not eat" on it? False. I'm not going to eat it if it won't taste good.
4. What is the oddest thing you have ever eaten that actually IS a food? Hrm. I was told once that my mustard-and-potato-chip fetish was really weird, but I thought it was good.
5. Really good food is A) cheap and generic B) erotic C) too expensive to be worth it. Choose only one! Uh, A, I guess. I *wish* all really good foods were cheap.
6. When is the last time you threw up, and why? It was a while ago, so I don't remember. But I think it was because I was sick, and coughed so much that it triggered my gag reflex.
7. Your favorite beverage on a hot day? If I've been outside doing active things, plain old water is *really* good. Otherwise, I'll take just about anything that's icy cold and tasty.
8. Your favorite beverage on a cold day? Hot mocha from Dutch Bros.! Usually a flavoured one, because they have specials every week.
9. After a long and stressful day/night, you like a meal/snack of... ice cream. Or bread. Or something else easy to make. It depends on the day.
10. True of False: food is still good after being on the floor for only 5 seconds. It depends *a lot* on the floor, because some people keep filthy houses. At my mom's house, I'd eat off the floor without fear. At some other places, there's no way in hell.
WATER
11. The beach is A) an awesome way to spend a sunny day with a large group of friends B) a nice place to be alone C) only for skinny people. A & B. (and WTF's with option C? Fat people have just as much right to go to the beach as anyone, asshat.)
12. The ocean makes you feel: Relaxed, and kind of wistful and pensive, if I'm alone.
13. Describe your swimwear. Well, I was wearing my old swim team suit, but it has holes in the butt now, so I should probably buy a new one sometime soon.
14. When is the last time you went swimming? I don't know, but it's been longer than I'd have liked.
15. What is your fondest beach memory? Hrm. I think going to the coast with a bunch of my high school buddies--it was too cold to play in the water or anything, but it was a lot of fun just wandering around and hanging out.
SHELTER
16. You would most like to live in A)a Zen monastery B) a posh English Mansion C) a Persian palace (complete with harem) D) an igloo E) a Hawaiian beach hut. A) might be cool, but places that are too quiet tend to make me nuts. B) would be excellent, except then I'd start speaking in an accent all the time. ::laughs::
17. Use three words to describe your decorating style: Modern, bold, personalized.
18. Your method of cleaning is A) an all out extravaganza every spring B) a daily organization C) stuffing everything into the closet and under the bed right before you have company. I try to keep up with B, but sometimes I'm too busy to keep up on all of it, so it sometimes turns into A or C.
19. Roughing it is A) only fun to watch on Survivor B) fun once or twice a summer with friends C) an ideal permanent summer arrangement. I want to *be* on Survivor, yo! B, definitely. You should do it at least once a year.
COMPANIONSHIP
20. Use three words to describe your perfect mate: Funny, intelligent, and adorable.
21. Your song would be: Uh, I dunno. ::laughs::
22. Your favorite place for a date: Someplace that's not too loud, for bonding purposes. I'm not picky.
23. Your perfect honeymoon/vacation: I am *so* going to Japan. :D
24. If you are currently single, do you have your eye on someone? N/A
25. If you are taken, name one thing you would change about your partner. If single, name one thing you would change about your ex. I do wish he wouldn't stress out about things so much, b/c it's bad for his health.
26. What are your top 3 favorite physical aspects of your current, or ex, partner? His eyes, his hair, and his fabulous posterior. :)
27. What did you do, and what did you receive, on your last birthday from your current or ex partner? We went out to dinner with a bunch of my friends, and he got me the next DVD installment of Big O! (He'd previously gotten me the first one, too)
28. If you were with you current/ex partner right now, what would you be doing? We'd probably be snuggling and watching TV or a movie, maybe talking about cooking something.
29. You fantasize about: Things that are none of your funky business. :)
DECENCY
30. You prefer toilet paper to roll from A) the top or B) the bottom. Top. It gets unraveled a lot the other way.
31. You brush your teeth A) side to side B) up and down C) using circular motion. All of the above! You're supposed to do it in multiple ways in order to get the best results.
32. What do you shave, if at all? Legs and armpits.
33. You bathe A) at night B) in the morning. Usually at night or right after I exercise. It depends a lot on my schedule. When it's particularly hot and sticky outside, I'll take two showers a day.
MISCELLANEOUS
35. If you were stranded on Gilligan's Island and they finally ran out of coconuts and fish, who would you eat first? Mr. and/or Mrs. Howell. They were pretty annoying.
36. Who would you rather have do your dentistry? A)The Three Stooges B) Charles Manson C) a blind man from a third world country. Whaaaaaat? I think I'd rather do it myself. O_o;
37. Who would you most like to see be gored by a herd of rampant bulls? A) Oprah B) Rosie O'Donnell C) Martha Stewart D) Dubya E) a member of your own family Martha Stewart is tempting due to sheer evil factor, but Dubya actually has an impact on my life and my rights, so definitely D.
38. You suck the lollipop/candy till it's gone, or you bite first? I bite when it gets small enough.
39. Your favorite ride at the fair? I like them all! Well, except the kiddie rides.
40. Use three words to describe how you feel about your rear end: "Okay, I guess." (honestly, who thinks that much about their own ass?)
41. Should guns be banned (I had to throw at least ONE serious question in)? It'd be nice if people had to use a weapon that required a bit more skill. But as long as idiots and criminals can carry a gun, I figure I should be able to as well, if I so choose.
42. Three words to describe how you are feeling right now: bored, sleepy, creative
43. Your idea of heaven would be: If I and the people I care about are happy, then that's plenty for me.
44. This survey was: A decent way to kill a couple hours at work. :)
Tomorrow, I play Spycraft, and probably go to bed early, for once in my life. Sunday, I'm not sure what I'll do, but I'll probably tackle some things on my list. Most likely: the Minijobbing, PHP, and the furniture rearranging.
I guess I'll play some Snood, now, or maybe read something.
1. True or False: you at least make an effort to have three square meals a day. False. I'll usually try for at least 2, but I don't usually have time for breakfast.
2. You prefer A) cooking B) being the one who is cooked for. I *love* to cook, so A. Unless I'm really wiped out, because then, B is very nice.
3. True or False: you have eaten things that were inedible. If true, tell us about it.
What, like the silica gel packet that says "do not eat" on it? False. I'm not going to eat it if it won't taste good.
4. What is the oddest thing you have ever eaten that actually IS a food? Hrm. I was told once that my mustard-and-potato-chip fetish was really weird, but I thought it was good.
5. Really good food is A) cheap and generic B) erotic C) too expensive to be worth it. Choose only one! Uh, A, I guess. I *wish* all really good foods were cheap.
6. When is the last time you threw up, and why? It was a while ago, so I don't remember. But I think it was because I was sick, and coughed so much that it triggered my gag reflex.
7. Your favorite beverage on a hot day? If I've been outside doing active things, plain old water is *really* good. Otherwise, I'll take just about anything that's icy cold and tasty.
8. Your favorite beverage on a cold day? Hot mocha from Dutch Bros.! Usually a flavoured one, because they have specials every week.
9. After a long and stressful day/night, you like a meal/snack of... ice cream. Or bread. Or something else easy to make. It depends on the day.
10. True of False: food is still good after being on the floor for only 5 seconds. It depends *a lot* on the floor, because some people keep filthy houses. At my mom's house, I'd eat off the floor without fear. At some other places, there's no way in hell.
WATER
11. The beach is A) an awesome way to spend a sunny day with a large group of friends B) a nice place to be alone C) only for skinny people. A & B. (and WTF's with option C? Fat people have just as much right to go to the beach as anyone, asshat.)
12. The ocean makes you feel: Relaxed, and kind of wistful and pensive, if I'm alone.
13. Describe your swimwear. Well, I was wearing my old swim team suit, but it has holes in the butt now, so I should probably buy a new one sometime soon.
14. When is the last time you went swimming? I don't know, but it's been longer than I'd have liked.
15. What is your fondest beach memory? Hrm. I think going to the coast with a bunch of my high school buddies--it was too cold to play in the water or anything, but it was a lot of fun just wandering around and hanging out.
SHELTER
16. You would most like to live in A)a Zen monastery B) a posh English Mansion C) a Persian palace (complete with harem) D) an igloo E) a Hawaiian beach hut. A) might be cool, but places that are too quiet tend to make me nuts. B) would be excellent, except then I'd start speaking in an accent all the time. ::laughs::
17. Use three words to describe your decorating style: Modern, bold, personalized.
18. Your method of cleaning is A) an all out extravaganza every spring B) a daily organization C) stuffing everything into the closet and under the bed right before you have company. I try to keep up with B, but sometimes I'm too busy to keep up on all of it, so it sometimes turns into A or C.
19. Roughing it is A) only fun to watch on Survivor B) fun once or twice a summer with friends C) an ideal permanent summer arrangement. I want to *be* on Survivor, yo! B, definitely. You should do it at least once a year.
COMPANIONSHIP
20. Use three words to describe your perfect mate: Funny, intelligent, and adorable.
21. Your song would be: Uh, I dunno. ::laughs::
22. Your favorite place for a date: Someplace that's not too loud, for bonding purposes. I'm not picky.
23. Your perfect honeymoon/vacation: I am *so* going to Japan. :D
24. If you are currently single, do you have your eye on someone? N/A
25. If you are taken, name one thing you would change about your partner. If single, name one thing you would change about your ex. I do wish he wouldn't stress out about things so much, b/c it's bad for his health.
26. What are your top 3 favorite physical aspects of your current, or ex, partner? His eyes, his hair, and his fabulous posterior. :)
27. What did you do, and what did you receive, on your last birthday from your current or ex partner? We went out to dinner with a bunch of my friends, and he got me the next DVD installment of Big O! (He'd previously gotten me the first one, too)
28. If you were with you current/ex partner right now, what would you be doing? We'd probably be snuggling and watching TV or a movie, maybe talking about cooking something.
29. You fantasize about: Things that are none of your funky business. :)
DECENCY
30. You prefer toilet paper to roll from A) the top or B) the bottom. Top. It gets unraveled a lot the other way.
31. You brush your teeth A) side to side B) up and down C) using circular motion. All of the above! You're supposed to do it in multiple ways in order to get the best results.
32. What do you shave, if at all? Legs and armpits.
33. You bathe A) at night B) in the morning. Usually at night or right after I exercise. It depends a lot on my schedule. When it's particularly hot and sticky outside, I'll take two showers a day.
MISCELLANEOUS
35. If you were stranded on Gilligan's Island and they finally ran out of coconuts and fish, who would you eat first? Mr. and/or Mrs. Howell. They were pretty annoying.
36. Who would you rather have do your dentistry? A)The Three Stooges B) Charles Manson C) a blind man from a third world country. Whaaaaaat? I think I'd rather do it myself. O_o;
37. Who would you most like to see be gored by a herd of rampant bulls? A) Oprah B) Rosie O'Donnell C) Martha Stewart D) Dubya E) a member of your own family Martha Stewart is tempting due to sheer evil factor, but Dubya actually has an impact on my life and my rights, so definitely D.
38. You suck the lollipop/candy till it's gone, or you bite first? I bite when it gets small enough.
39. Your favorite ride at the fair? I like them all! Well, except the kiddie rides.
40. Use three words to describe how you feel about your rear end: "Okay, I guess." (honestly, who thinks that much about their own ass?)
41. Should guns be banned (I had to throw at least ONE serious question in)? It'd be nice if people had to use a weapon that required a bit more skill. But as long as idiots and criminals can carry a gun, I figure I should be able to as well, if I so choose.
42. Three words to describe how you are feeling right now: bored, sleepy, creative
43. Your idea of heaven would be: If I and the people I care about are happy, then that's plenty for me.
44. This survey was: A decent way to kill a couple hours at work. :)
Tomorrow, I play Spycraft, and probably go to bed early, for once in my life. Sunday, I'm not sure what I'll do, but I'll probably tackle some things on my list. Most likely: the Minijobbing, PHP, and the furniture rearranging.
I guess I'll play some Snood, now, or maybe read something.
