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- 1st
- 05:36 pm
"Pipe down, butt! If I wanted me BUTT'S opinion, I woulda said, 'Whaddya think, Butt?'"
- 1 comment
- 2nd
- 12:40 pm
"Oregon is the Canada of California!"
- 3 comments
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04:42 pmPortlandia!
- 5 comments
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- 3rd
- 12:37 pm
Random poll of the week; blah and phooey.
- 7 comments
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- 6th
- 04:17 pm
"The amount of noise generated by a change is inversely proportional to the complexity of the change
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- 7th
- 02:51 pm
"Well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance."
- 2 comments
- 8th
- 02:40 pm
"We come in peace! Shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill..."
- 7 comments
- 9th
- 12:46 pm
"Mathematical equations are the devil's sentences!"
- 2 comments
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02:12 pm"I want to see your skills of an artist."
- 3 comments
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- 10th
- 12:45 pm
"Are these space pants? Because my ass is out of this WORLD!"
- 7 comments
- 13th
- 12:16 pm
"The Sheriff is dead, the mayor is running a brothel and the minister is a drunk. My kind of town!"
- 3 comments
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- 14th
- 10:19 am
HOLY EFFING CRAP
- 3 comments
01:28 pmweeeeee
- 3 comments
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- 15th
- 03:15 pm
"Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies!"
- 3 comments
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- 16th
- 12:12 pm
"My advice is to get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers. That's the sock gap."
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 01:51 pm
"It's not a pork dish!"
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- 20th
- 05:16 pm
"You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off."
- 1 comment
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- 21st
- 11:34 am
"I, uh, jump out of the circle, then I jump back in it. And then I... uh... shake my gourd."
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05:37 pmPublic Service Announcement
- 5 comments
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- 22nd
- 01:19 pm
wheeeeee
- 2 comments
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- 23rd
- 02:35 pm
"Well, there was that one thing with the sword swallower and the bubble bath... never mind."
- 13 comments
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- 24th
- 11:33 am
"Well, no wonder you're stressed, you've got a whole universe to run."
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- 27th
- 02:32 pm
"Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again."
- 4 comments
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- 28th
- 01:48 pm
"I am feeling very Olympic today, how about you?"
- 2 comments
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