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- 1st
- 07:25 am
"Look at the size of that boy's head! It's the size of a planetoid! It has its own weather system!"
- 1 comment
- 2nd
- 04:51 am
"Really? Cite your source."
- 5 comments
10:13 amQuestion of the Day
- 7 comments
- 3rd
- 02:13 am
"If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more!"
- 1 comment
- 6th
- 05:01 am
Yaaaayyyyyyy
- 7th
- 08:11 am
"Show me! Sho-yu! Kik-ko-man! Kik-ko-man!"
- 4 comments
- 8th
- 05:50 pm
AAARRRRRGGGHHH
- 3 comments
- 9th
- 06:04 am
Random things
- 9 comments
07:48 pmKARAOKE TAIMU <3
- 10th
- 08:52 am
"STUUUUPID!! You're so STUPID!!"
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 08:27 am
"Craaaaaab peo-ple! Craaaaaaab peo-ple!"
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 07:01 am
Bleh :p
- 2 comments
06:48 pmBleh
- 6 comments
- 14th
- 08:42 pm
"Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves."
- 2 comments
- 16th
- 06:17 pm
OMG
- 17th
- 12:59 am
Random silliness
- 1 comment
08:57 pm"Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or--ooh! Synchronizers!"
- 5 comments
- 18th
- 10:41 pm
"She doesn't have any arms!" "We're an equal opportunity employer."
- 1 comment
- 20th
- 07:42 am
OH NOOOOO
- 4 comments
06:42 pm"Good night, slut-ho."
- 1 comment
- 21st
- 09:36 pm
"Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
- 7 comments
- 22nd
- 09:42 pm
"Nobody knows what kind of parent they'd make until it's too late to back out."
- 4 comments
- 23rd
- 01:25 pm
"You can't fight crime in open-toed shoes!"
- 2 comments
- 25th
- 12:34 am
drive-by
- 26th
- 08:33 am
"Can't you make your own bed? God has things to do! Make your bed!"
- 1 comment
- 27th
- 06:25 am
"It's only a party, Mr. Stratford." "And hell is only a sauna."
- 2 comments
- 28th
- 08:37 am
"You need to learn to speak the Queen's English."
- 6 comments
07:10 pm"And now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!"
- 9 comments
07:30 pmspammy spam
- 1 comment
- 29th
- 06:57 pm
"A man just asked me if I wanted to join the 'Mile High Club'... could you get me an application?"
- 5 comments
- 31st
- 10:47 am
drive-by
- 2 comments
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