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- 1st
- 05:58 pm
"Love me, love MacGyver."
- 2nd
- 12:32 am
Reminder
08:12 pm"Give me my money back, give me my money back, you bitch!"
- 3rd
- 10:54 pm
"Why are you smiling?" "Because I know something you do not." "And that is?" "I am not left handed."
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 03:49 am
Fed up x 10000 yen
- 6 comments
11:24 pm:p
- 6th
- 04:06 am
"I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?"
- 8 comments
- 7th
- 06:48 am
Strange kid
- 5 comments
- 8th
- 05:21 pm
drive-by
- 7 comments
- 9th
- 10:41 pm
"Isn't it terrible about Chech-nyaaaa?"
- 10th
- 03:29 am
"My nose is running; will you help me catch it?"
- 2 comments
04:25 pm"Angel, when you don't share, well, it... it won't look good on the application for Harvard."
- 2 comments
- 11th
- 07:48 pm
"You ask me all of these things / You want me to explain / I write until my heart is dead"
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 09:32 pm
"That swohdo cost mi five-thousand doraru!"
- 3 comments
- 13th
- 05:25 pm
"I've hit myself in the head six times, and I'm not bleeding yet!"
- 8 comments
- 14th
- 02:34 pm
"Grood! I mean, good! And great. Great and good!"
- 7 comments
- 15th
- 05:30 pm
"Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint."
- 4 comments
- 16th
- 05:48 pm
"I couldn't take America. It's like Albania in neon."
- 5 comments
- 17th
- 06:24 pm
Things I want
- 2 comments
- 18th
- 04:45 am
"What's weird is the guy who spent St. Patrick's Day playing video games in the DDS office."
- 2 comments
05:29 pmeeewwww
- 4 comments
- 19th
- 10:30 pm
"A pungent, ghastly, STINKY piece of cheese..."
- 7 comments
- 21st
- 01:38 am
"Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate."
04:49 amStolen moments
- 6 comments
10:32 pmshort but sweet
- 4 comments
- 22nd
- 07:59 pm
"Rise from your grave!"
- 10 comments
- 23rd
- 07:59 pm
"Where's my muse?"
- 24th
- 05:12 pm
"Well... well that's just what we call 'pillow talk,' baby!"
- 14 comments
- 25th
- 03:31 pm
"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."
- 26th
- 05:42 pm
"...honey, don't parse the blurb."
- 3 comments
- 28th
- 08:55 pm
"Fine! We'll do the short, short version!"
- 29th
- 06:42 pm
You make me feel like dancing
- 3 comments
- 30th
- 02:52 am
"Yaa da poppin' corn is... 3D! Da corn is popping in your face inna... 3-D!"
- 7 comments
08:25 pmBurning down the house
- 3 comments
11:18 pmMath question!
- 8 comments
- 31st
- 06:43 pm
"C is for cookie, that's good enough for me."
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