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- 1st
- 10:37 am
"You already ARE gaijin!"
- 1 comment
12:49 pmBoredboredbored
03:45 pmPLEASE HELP ME! ;_;
- 3 comments
- 2nd
- 12:58 am
"I'm sorry, I was kinda falling asleep when William Shatner was doing the lecture."
- 5 comments
08:06 amAAAAAAAGGGGASDKLFHASDLFHASLKFDH
- 1 comment
11:30 am"No, I think emphatically not!"
- 1 comment
12:09 pm"You know what? We're closed. Happy birthday to me."
- 3 comments
06:01 pmBlaaaaahhhhh
- 3rd
- 08:23 am
"NOBLE SWEETNESS!"
- 2 comments
10:38 am"YOU THANKING VERY MUCH BRACK BELT-SAN!"
01:28 pm"We-ell shyucks, t'warnt nuthin."
- 7 comments
- 4th
- 11:31 am
"I knew it. I knew this would happen if we hired a Frenchman."
- 3 comments
05:52 pm"I like money. I use it. I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to
- 5th
- 03:06 pm
"Home to what? A porter's uniform outside a restaurant and six penny tips from belching civilians fo
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 01:47 pm
"Hey, ya bum! Yeah you! Move over! Get your ass off that Range Rover!"
- 2 comments
04:47 pm"Feed me, Seymour!"
- 7th
- 11:50 am
"It's a long way to Tipperary..."
05:47 pm"The dishes are DONE, man!"
- 8th
- 08:01 am
"Go away, or I'll call the Brute Squad!"
10:23 am"I never thought they'd change the beer or the coffee!"
12:53 pm"Ack! There is no 'emoticon' to express what I am feeling right now!"
- 1 comment
- 9th
- 12:18 am
"Oooooooo. Cheeseburgers and loneliness are a dangerous mix."
- 1 comment
10:22 amBest. Quiz. EVER.
12:45 pm"Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was
- 1 comment
02:30 pm"Very well. I must get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than receive
- 3 comments
10:35 pmARGH
- 3 comments
- 10th
- 11:39 am
"I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly il
- 1 comment
03:47 pmRadio free burrito :D
- 1 comment
- 11th
- 01:00 am
"I *so* need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again?"
12:40 pm"Have you smelled today's garbage? And I thought yesterday's smelled good!"
02:44 pm"And we should listen to him, because he's just chock full of sanity!"
- 12th
- 09:28 pm
"It's like post modern irony, but really dumb."
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 07:03 pm
"Chewie, get us out of here!"
- 14th
- 10:54 am
"Are you making an interociter in there?" "No!..."
- 1 comment
11:48 am"Urge to kill...falling... falling... RISING!! Falling..."
04:36 pmHALLOWEEN, ANYONE?
- 9 comments
10:35 pm"Today's episode was brought to you by the letter P, and the number..."
- 3 comments
- 15th
- 12:26 pm
"Hello, welcome to hell, would you like a Squishee?"
03:59 pmbored bored bored bored bored
- 7 comments
10:31 pm"Your victory has strengthened the soul of... TAKI!"
- 2 comments
- 16th
- 10:42 am
"I'm seventeen. Looking at *linoleum* makes me want to have sex."
- 2 comments
04:59 pm"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!"
- 5 comments
- 17th
- 10:30 am
"If the first thing that dies on this show is the dog, I'm going to be PISSED."
01:51 pmSarah's List of Insane Pet Peeves and Annoyances, Part 1
- 1 comment
06:06 pmSarah's List of Insane Pet Peeves and Annoyances, Part 2
- 3 comments
- 18th
- 10:44 am
"Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?" "Shut up, Ted!"
11:32 amSarah's List of Insane Pet Peeves and Annoyances, Part 3
- 2 comments
04:29 pm"I protest! I am not a merry man!"
- 1 comment
- 19th
- 03:21 pm
"I emptied it out!" "WHY?!" "To make room for the tuna!"
- 2 comments
10:41 pmAAAAGGGGHH
- 20th
- 02:40 pm
"I love it when you talk, Wesley! I love it when you sing, Wesley! Can you say 'jailbait,' Wesley? Y
- 1 comment
- 21st
- 10:25 am
"Damn these human legs!"
11:43 amSarah's List of Insane Pet Peeves and Annoyances, Part 4
03:03 pm"I've got two tickets to paradise, won't you pack your bags and leave tonight?"
- 2 comments
05:40 pmKilling time
- 2 comments
06:14 pmA question for all you Eugenians:
- 3 comments
10:02 pmMaybe it's just the sleep deprivation talking...
- 22nd
- 11:43 am
"I sure miss playing basketball. I got depressed as hell when my athlete's foot and jock itch went a
- 3 comments
09:05 pm"So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!"
- 6 comments
- 23rd
- 10:56 am
"I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work."
12:27 pm"If there's one thing you learn on this job is that human beings are capable of anything."
- 2 comments
03:45 pmTo sleep, perchance to dream...
- 2 comments
- 24th
- 11:16 am
"Uh, I don't think I'm allowed to say that here."
- 2 comments
12:10 pm"Mmm. Mayo on white. Delish."
01:50 pm"What the world! Needs now! Is love! Sweet love!"
- 5 comments
- 25th
- 12:27 am
"I didn't eat yesterday, and I'm not gonna eat today, and I'm not gonna eat tomorrow... 'cos I'm gon
12:48 pm"Well I can't really disappear, cos I don't have a lot of money, and I don't really think I wanna go
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 01:48 pm
"Are you ready to get down, you funky party weasel?"
- 27th
- 04:00 pm
"Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer!"
- 1 comment
- 28th
- 10:58 am
"Sweetie, you wouldn't blow off class if your head was on fire."
- 2 comments
03:08 pm"What alternate universe is THIS??"
04:48 pmSarah's List of Insane Pet Peeves and Annoyances, Part 5
- 2 comments
- 29th
- 10:45 am
"I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer!"
- 2 comments
11:32 am"And ye badguy voice be as vicious as the stormy sea, so says me."
02:40 pmStupid stupid stupid aaaasdlfkashdflahfk
- 5 comments
- 30th
- 02:59 am
"Hey, I can hold my liquor. No, I'm actually serious!"
10:53 am"Is it bad that I call him 'my white GTF'?"
02:51 pm"Where's your head at?"
- 1 comment
- 31st
- 10:50 am
"Oh, Niles, to you a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn't have valet parking."
- 2 comments
12:19 pm"...as soon as I get these darn bats out of here!"
- 3 comments
03:49 pm"Yeah, rub some funk on it!"
05:52 pmSarah's List of Insane Pet Peeves and Annoyances, Part 6
- 1 comment
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