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- 2nd
- 07:50 am
"He has introduced bologna DNA into my body?!"
- 3rd
- 08:51 pm
"You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?" "I know, I'm scared too!"
- 4 comments
- 4th
- 05:48 pm
Metal is the law!
- 1 comment
- 6th
- 10:44 am
"Garonga!"
- 6 comments
- 8th
- 06:46 pm
"And no, you are not 'tripping'; that *is* an emu."
- 10th
- 10:05 am
"Illiteracy is the silent killer!"
- 6 comments
05:24 pmSpamming your lists since 1999
- 5 comments
- 11th
- 07:44 am
"Do you ever feel like you're wasting your life?" "Only when I'm awake."
- 6 comments
12:58 pm"Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent, and out the door I went."
- 4 comments
- 12th
- 08:06 am
"Just you! And me! And you and you! Simultaneous lovin' babaaayy!"
- 8 comments
12:51 pm"Look what I made! A whole world! Woo woo! It's GOD-TACULAR!"
- 13th
- 10:03 am
(no subject)
- 15th
- 08:31 pm
Bleh
- 16th
- 10:19 am
"Not everything has to be creepy and supernatural, you know."
04:03 pmuuuuggghh
- 17th
- 10:04 am
"...and now I get to hear it three *more* times before I leave."
- 2 comments
- 18th
- 03:12 pm
"How about the Homer donut? Pink frosting with sprinkles!"
- 5 comments
- 19th
- 07:17 pm
drive-by
- 2 comments
- 21st
- 09:01 pm
another drive-by
- 22nd
- 11:28 pm
"I want a life, a house and a tea cozy. I don't even know what one is, but I want one."
- 7 comments
- 23rd
- 10:21 pm
"The taking of the sandwich is a symbolic act designed to avoid direct confrontation. Don't worry."
- 24th
- 06:58 pm
"Look, dad, I'm not gonna do drugs. I want to be the first chubby comedian to live past 35."
- 5 comments
- 25th
- 04:54 pm
"I will destroy youuuu! If you don't miiiind..."
- 2 comments
- 27th
- 10:57 am
"No man controls my destiny... especially not one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic."
- 5 comments
09:39 pmwheeeeeeee
- 3 comments
- 29th
- 05:25 pm
blah
- 1 comment
- 30th
- 01:43 pm
too lazy for a quote. :p
- 7 comments
- 31st
- 11:37 am
"Bender crack corn, and he is great... take that, you stupid corn!"
- 1 comment
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