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- 1st
- 01:26 am
"Help! I lost my glasses!"
12:11 pm"They'll let you do just about anything if it'll piss off the U.S. Government!"
- 2 comments
02:47 pmSarah's List of Insane Pet Peeves and Annoyances, Part 7 (and other stuff)
- 6 comments
- 2nd
- 12:58 am
"... and they just swim around in there, and they get completely ripped!"
12:03 pm"You may all bow down before me after this stinkburger."
09:30 pm"My head is full of cheese!"
- 2 comments
- 3rd
- 03:45 am
Too lazy for a quote. :D
01:39 pm"My foot hurts. Can I go to the nurse?"
- 1 comment
- 4th
- 11:24 am
"She blinded me with SCI-ENCE! Doo doo doo!"
- 2 comments
05:59 pm"I eat punks like you for breakfast."
- 3 comments
08:00 pmFIREFLY FANS! :O
- 5th
- 12:31 am
"It's pathetic. My screen name has more fun than I do."
- 3 comments
12:14 pm"And then, like, half of my paper was gone. And I was like..... uh?"
- 9 comments
10:47 pm"Ew, now *everyone* in this universe knows how to say 'jailbait'!"
- 6th
- 12:01 am
Things I want to do when I start having money again.
- 4 comments
02:08 am"Duh, I are smart an' stuuuuff."
12:44 pm"Okay, apparently we've all taken our CRAZY PILLS this morning!"
03:23 pm"Woohoo! I suck at landing those!"
- 7th
- 11:06 am
"Oh no, I can't watch that--I'm Xena-phobic."
12:59 pm"We don't know what will happen without the sugar, spice, and everything nice!"
- 5 comments
07:59 pm"I may be a screwy rabbit, but I'm not going to Alcatraz!"
- 1 comment
11:49 pm"I need control, I need to glow once again"
- 8th
- 11:30 am
"You don't know nothing 'bout me / I don't want you to / Yeah you don't know nothing 'bout me / I'd
11:07 pm"The devil is ALIVE, and it is in THIS SONG!"
- 2 comments
- 9th
- 04:02 pm
"You must cook it... until it's DONE!"
- 1 comment
- 10th
- 03:56 pm
"Quit hacking my temporal lobe!"
- 4 comments
- 11th
- 10:42 am
"Hello salty goodness!"
- 1 comment
12:25 pm"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understan
- 5 comments
04:48 pm"Hey! It's that drill sergeant and/or authority figure!"
10:22 pm"Aw, I haven't had them, now I feel all left out... ooo, look!"
- 3 comments
- 12th
- 11:26 am
"No soup for you! You come back, one year!"
- 1 comment
11:50 amHEY KIDS!
- 11 comments
03:19 pm"I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day!"
- 1 comment
04:15 pmanother boring post about how crappy I feel
- 13th
- 11:03 am
"That's a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season!"
- 1 comment
03:51 pmStellar, baby!
- 2 comments
- 14th
- 12:47 am
"Ryu = good gay. Gackt = bad gay."
10:40 am"Did she make you a sandwich afterwards?"
04:12 pmPAY ATTENTION! :O
- 4 comments
- 15th
- 10:38 am
"...so I switched to the Dark Side, and I haven't looked back since!"
- 3 comments
06:38 pm"I'm runnin'... I'm runnin'... I'M NAKED!"
- 1 comment
- 16th
- 09:39 pm
"Huh?... oh yeah, I am!"
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 07:17 pm
UGH UGH UGH
- 1 comment
- 18th
- 03:23 pm
"I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'm a quack!"
- 2 comments
- 19th
- 01:26 am
"Oh am I glad to see you! You're so much less dead than I expected!"
11:39 am"Kwijybo. A big dumb balding North American ape. With no chin."
02:59 pmAARRRGGHASDKFHASLDKH
11:33 pm"Don't you ever get bored with being right?"
- 20th
- 10:42 am
"I'm not dead!"
- 3 comments
02:45 pm"It's hard doing this backwards."
05:50 pm"Who are you?"
- 2 comments
08:38 pm"No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck."
- 1 comment
- 21st
- 11:27 am
"I'm not really hungry, I just need to have reservations somewhere."
- 1 comment
10:50 pm"...I think your life is about to become retarded."
- 22nd
- 01:00 am
"Strap on your guee-tar!"
12:42 pmSnoooooooore
06:02 pmtoo lazy for a quote. :D
- 1 comment
- 23rd
- 05:46 pm
"I have a headache THIS BIG!"
- 24th
- 12:00 am
"What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?"
- 2 comments
03:57 pmWho cares about you anyway?
- 8 comments
- 25th
- 11:25 am
"Vanquish demon first, kill husband later."
- 1 comment
12:00 pmQuestion:
02:39 pm"Hey James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road."
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 02:47 am
"... I think the robbery was committed by an asian gang, because as a people, they tend to be small
01:15 pm"When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. "
05:46 pmMUY IMPORTANTE!
- 2 comments
- 27th
- 10:40 am
"Sometimes reality is too complex for oral communication."
- 1 comment
11:27 pm"Maybe YOU can relax in a haunted house, but I can't."
- 28th
- 01:02 am
LOOK HERE! :D
- 2 comments
01:50 pmHEY!
- 1 comment
11:11 pm"God, aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?"
- 1 comment
- 29th
- 02:22 pm
"You're gonna have to get some ice cream pretty soon, if you don't quit askin' me that!"
- 1 comment
08:29 pm"Ooo, lookit him run, all slooow-like!"
- 1 comment
- 30th
- 04:13 am
Fruits of my boredom
06:46 pm"Oh, that's right, you're about to romance a woman. You'll want to shower, shave, buy chloroform..."
07:57 pmWTF??
- 1 comment
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