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- 5th
- 08:26 am
"And he's wearing a RED SHIRT!"
- 2 comments
02:26 pm"Head! Pants! Now!"
06:45 pm"You want Geico, not Gecko!"
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 01:01 pm
"It's like they sacked all the good writers and hired a bunch of monkeys in their place."
- 1 comment
06:29 pm"Damnit. It's the bladder. Be right back."
- 4 comments
- 7th
- 12:47 am
AAAAAAAGGGGHH
01:38 pm"You'll have plenty of time to do that when you're living in a VAN down by the RIVER!"
05:25 pm"No, it was English, but it was sarcastic."
- 3 comments
- 8th
- 03:48 pm
"The sun will come out! To-mor-row!"
- 4 comments
11:46 pm"Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
- 2 comments
- 9th
- 03:44 am
GRRRRRRRRR
- 1 comment
- 10th
- 12:22 am
"I breaka you face."
- 2 comments
10:23 am"Even a poisonous snake isn't bad. You just have to keep away from the sharp end."
- 4 comments
- 11th
- 01:05 pm
"I suddenly have a refreshing mint flavor!"
- 3 comments
08:56 pmARGH
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 01:52 pm
"She done transgressed!"
- 7 comments
- 13th
- 02:24 pm
"Happy feet! I've got those happy feet!"
- 1 comment
06:25 pmOh, MAN!
- 14th
- 01:32 pm
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looki
03:58 pm"I feel like I've been taking CRAZY PILLS!"
06:04 pm"Stupid is as stupid does."
- 1 comment
- 15th
- 07:20 pm
Short and sweet. :D
- 3 comments
- 16th
- 02:53 pm
"Keep your shirt on, kid!"
- 17th
- 12:16 pm
"I'm baking the cake!"
- 3 comments
01:17 pmWhy Today Sucks, part 2
- 3 comments
- 18th
- 12:01 am
"I came up with it before PBS! The white man stole it!"
12:29 amC'mon c'mohn! ::adsfadsflahkdhfalk::
- 1 comment
01:54 pm"I never had to look so hard to find trouble before."
- 2 comments
- 19th
- 03:01 pm
Too lazy for a quote.
- 1 comment
- 20th
- 05:59 pm
"Access Denied."
- 7 comments
06:30 pmEudora is retarded.
- 4 comments
- 21st
- 04:54 pm
"What do I do to ignore them behind me?"
- 1 comment
- 22nd
- 04:44 am
"A winner is you!"
- 4 comments
03:06 pmWOOOOO!
- 23rd
- 05:26 pm
"Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants!"
- 1 comment
11:54 pmOMG WHAT THE HELL??
- 24th
- 03:56 am
"I'm a song from the sixties!"
- 2 comments
12:44 pm"Okay, I've officially gone retarded."
- 3 comments
03:03 pmI have predicted the future! Or something.
- 2 comments
- 25th
- 12:38 pm
"That's enough talking. Commence beating!"
- 2 comments
- 26th
- 11:12 am
"Well, why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"
- 27th
- 03:28 am
OMFG JESUS CHRIST
- 3 comments
12:50 pm"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"
- 28th
- 12:20 pm
"Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker!"
06:47 pmROCK LOBSTAH!
- 2 comments
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