Eudora is retarded.

[batskeets]

So, I just tried to send an e-mail from Eudora, and it gave me this:

Your message to "(xxxxx)" regarding "(xxxxx)" is likely to offend the average reader. You might consider toning it down.

Apparently, I got this dopey little warning because I wrote a sentence referring to James as being "a smart little bastard!" OMG WTF??

Eudora is dumb. :D

Also: Stupid DDOS attack. Our haxx0r friends deserve a nice big bowl of STABBY-O'S!

Comments

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

If you have a Mac with an oldish version of Eudora (it might work on newer ones, but I know it worked on old ones), try closing all the windows and typing at it anyway. See if you get a snarky little error message...

[aaron.livejournal.com]

Oh good! Eudora is reading your mail now... can't wait for them to strike up a silent deal with the marketeers.
"Hey hey! I just noticed that you said John liked Britney Spears, let me help you by bringing you special deals on Britney Spears Albums, Posters, videos, and random memoribilia...
or if that doesn't interest you, perhaps you'd like some free Backstreet Boys music*?

[Yes, I would like to know more] [It's not like I can stop you anyway]

*Free with purchase

This is thedanceman. Too tired to look up my login right now.

[(Anonymous)]

I was at 80's night till 2 and then I went to check out the Bevis party. No less then 2 mins. at the place, some 16 year old girl from Okland comes up to me and starts chatting me up. I am guessing you left before 2.

Keep on Dancing,

-thedanceman-

[kamuix99.livejournal.com]

About eudora mail: that's just ODD, okay @_@