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If I were a stone, I would be...jade
If I were a tree, I would be...a bonsai - humble and doesn't go outdoors often ;)
If I were a bird, I would be...a dodo ;p
If I were an insect, I would be...a ladybug - cute and spotted
If I were a machine, I would be...an air conditioner, because I'm so farking cool ROTFLMAO
If I were a tool, I would be...a Phillips screwdriver, cos I'm pokey and only fit with certain things.
If I were a fruit, I would be...a blueberry - because a lot of us are crammed into a relatively small space (not unlike all the Sarahs of the world)
If I were a flower, I would be...a snapdragon - poke me the wrong way and I'll bite everyone's head off.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be...clouds, puffy and floating along with ease
If I were a mythical creature, I would be...an ogre - not always as scary as I might look (think Shrek ^_-)
If I were a musical instrument, I would be...a piano - it only takes one to make a song that stands alone
If I were a kind of profession, I would be...a musician - it's all about loving what you do; money is just a fringe benefit.
If I were an animal, I would be... a cat - might seem snotty, but it's really a sweetie if you're nice enough to it.
If I were anything in the world, I would be...a penny, because it's really cool that something so small can make a child so happy.
If I were a color, I would be...GREEN :D
If I were a fragrance, I would be...vanilla - tastes as good as it smells
If I were an emotion, I would be...content - not too happy, but not too sad either.
If I were a state or feeling, I would be...tired - sometimes you just gotta push through it.
If I were a vegetable, I would be...an onion - lots of layers :)
If I were a sound, I would be...the snap crackle pop of Rice Krispies, because food is so interesting when it talks back.
If I were an Element, I would be...uranium - I provide power to the people! Haha :D