Somewhat-Brutal Honesty Hour #7

[batskeets]

God is NOT a woman.

You know how some people think that God is, in fact, a She, rather than a He? Well, I'm here to tell you that it is most certainly NOT the case. Why? Because no sane woman would wish the horrors of menstruation on her own gender.

Most of you who "lucked out" by being born male and not having to deal with all this woman's cycle and childbearing crap have NO idea just how lucky you are. And I've only experienced one of the two phenomena, so I imagine my take on the situation will only get worse from here on in.

Count your blessings, boys, and be a little nicer to the less fortunate.

Comments

[cruelsoul.livejournal.com]

My theory is that God is not a woman, but that God is gay.

Why?
I dunno, but it sure pisses die-hard Christians off when you tell them that.

[muerte.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha... God is rational, women are not. God is not a woman :)

[shadowsong.livejournal.com]

yeah, i think all the die hard feminists who tell us menstruation is a beautiful thing and a powerful time, are the ones who don't get cramps and just bleed a little. damn them, anyway. (i got lucky this time around - the vicodin i was taking for my throat masked all the cramps. woohoo!)

Actually

[wednesday]

After seeing just how vindictive and cruel other women can be to their own, I begin to wonder if, in fact, menstruation *is* evidence of goddess. Particularly if goddess is like the mom in Carrie.
Or the contestants in Drop Dead Gorgeous.

"What a bitch. She's got fat thighs! Let's give her fibroids. Teeeheeheeee!"

Agreed

[perigune.livejournal.com]

To quote George Carlin, "God is not a woman. No woman would screw things up this much." :)

Re: Agreed

[mathsnerd]

there is something about the awful cramps and not being able to get out of bed thing that *does* support the god is male theory. no woman would wish such a curse upon anyone. :D