"Spam spam bacon and spam?"

This is probably one of the funniest/most bizarre spam e-mails I've gotten in quite some time!

( Lovely spaaaam! Wonderful spaaaam! )

But riddle me this, Batman: How do I know that you're not some shifty guy from two centuries ago that actually stole the time machine from the *real* time traveler from the future? HUH?!

(Yes, I've watched too much Star Trek in my lifetime. Sod off.)

Work was work. Kind of slow for Saturday, but whatever.