"You're ugly, and your momma dresses you funny!"

[batskeets]

So, I've been on MySpace for less than a week, and already, I am continually receiving messages from people who can't type and who are probably only messaging me for completely shallow reasons. There is the occasional person who doesn't lay down all that "hey baby baby" junk, but mostly, it's not Scottish, and is therefore crap. ;p

I had this same issue on Yahoo! Messenger, too. I only started using Y! IM because I had friends who were using it more than AIM, but the swingin' singles started pestering me more than my real friends did... that is, until I went to the trouble of changing my status to, "Long-Term Relationship." ;p I am half-tempted to list myself on MySpace as Married so these people will quit bugging me, but that would probably confuse the hell out of the more legit people who might actually want to friend me.

In other news, Ben is going to rally some troops to go see the Johnny Cash movie on Thursday, so, I should be going to that, finally! :D (Joaquin Phoenix = A+!) Also, the Chronicles of Narnia movie comes out this week, and that looks really cool, so maybe on Saturday...?

Crap, apparently Syriana and Brokeback Mountain also come out this week. Maybe I should just live at the movie theater this weekend. Anybody have a camping stove? ;ppp

Speaking of movies, WHY CAN'T I SEE THE FREAKING X3 TRAILER?! ::cry:: I just get a broken quicktime icon when I click to start the movie clip. Whyyyyyy ;_;

Anyway, yesterday was good. I got free lunch from the office, in the form of yummy pizza from a local joint that opened semi-recently. I went to a yoga class for the first time in a while, and most of my left leg is still bothering me, but the yoga helped relax it quite a bit. We also got caught up on Veronica Mars episodes through the magic of BitTorrent--the local UPN affiliate completely botched the feed for the 80-bajillionth time, bastards--and it was so good! Dear Writers: I LOVE YOU GUYS. <3

Soooo tired.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I helped kawaiikingyo across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to pyrobaby in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I turned randvek in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been nice (252 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, skeets

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ASKFLADSKFHSDALFKHSAK This is awesome:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In September, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I recruited weds as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon polysciguy (65 points).

In short, I have been very good (375 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
skeets

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Comments

[kelaar.livejournal.com]

I had someone randomly message me on Yahoo the other day asking to cyber. I kept asking what "her" name was and "she" kept ignoring the question. I finally just said go away and closed the window. Too bad Yahoo doesn't seem to have an "ignore" option.

[kungfufighting.livejournal.com]

During the trailer for Brokeback Mountain, my friend and I, having not heard of the movie yet, were making fangirlish comments about how the cowboys should make out until my friend's boyfriend pointed out that they really do. I must see this movie now. I have waited so very long to see a gay Heath Ledger. Rowr. ^-^

[skeets.livejournal.com]

HELL YES. All I had to hear were the words "gay cowboys," and I knew I'd be there. XD

[sarapada.livejournal.com]

it's not Scottish, and is therefore crap.

Ah, I love SNL / Mike Myers references.

And yes, Joaquin Phoenix gets a definite A+. :-)

[divadrummer.livejournal.com]

Be happy. I don't get *any* messages on MySpace, not from old HS friends, not from horndogs. You think I might, because of the flashing arrow+boob gif, but no. Maybe its because none of my pictures are added to the "rating/comments" system? Dunno...

[skeets.livejournal.com]

Ah, but are you listed as the Married person that you are? The hornballs, at least, seem to disappear at the slightest hint that you're paired off... that was my experience on Y!, anyway.

I don't think I even *want* to get into that rating system thing. Yick.

[divadrummer.livejournal.com]

On MySpace? Yes. But it didn't seem to matter either way on Y! though - I was harassed both ways, even with my *wedding pics* as my profile.

[bad-juice.livejournal.com]

Narnia? But what about the gay cowboys?

Nobody's got the gay cowboy love.

[bad-juice.livejournal.com]

Nevermind. I guess I should read more carefully before I comment. But still, I feel like I'm the only one. Gay cowboys!!

[skeets.livejournal.com]

GAY. EFFIN'. COWBOYS. <3 <3 <3

I am all over that like they should be all over each other. Muahaha. :D