Ask Me Anything! Episode 1.2

[batskeets]

Today, aniline asks: What's your favorite King of the Hill quote?

God. There are so many! Living with two former/recovering rednecks has made the show 10000x funnier, so it's hard to pick.

But, I think I have to go with this one, because it cracks me up, and it totally sums up both the way some people view Asians, and the crap I had to hear on a regular basis when I was growing up:

Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
Kahn: I lived in Arizona for the past 20 years! I'm originally from Laos!
[pause]
Hank: ...So, are you Chinese or Japanese?

And there's also "I ain't got a narrow ureety! Mine's so damn wide I could pass the child myself if I had to!" which gets stuck in my head because they used it in some local network promo that was played incessantly for like 2 months. O_o;

And nukey asks: What time is it?

Time to buy a new watch, boyo. Or 9:44pm. Take your pick. :D

And now, I have to go to work. Until next time!

Comments

[evilbluefairy.livejournal.com]

Mine is tied between two at the moment:
"That's mah purse! I don't know you!" screamed from Bobby Hill to his school yard bully, and
"Hey hey hey" when Peggy's doing her Fat Albert impression. :D

[skeets.livejournal.com]

"That's mah purse! I don't know you!"

LMAO! That was a god one too :D

Also, Hank's attempt at a yo' momma joke: "Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem."

[nukey.livejournal.com]

"It's like a one-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond."

O wait, that's Anderson from B&B.. same same though.

/me goes back to pondering

[kamuix99.livejournal.com]

I liked the one where they went to japan. =) There's another that I was thinking of but I can't remember which one it is...