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Today, [livejournal.com profile] aniline asks: What's your favorite King of the Hill quote?

God. There are so many! Living with two former/recovering rednecks has made the show 10000x funnier, so it's hard to pick.

But, I think I have to go with this one, because it cracks me up, and it totally sums up both the way some people view Asians, and the crap I had to hear on a regular basis when I was growing up:

Hank: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
Kahn: I lived in Arizona for the past 20 years! I'm originally from Laos!
[pause]
Hank: ...So, are you Chinese or Japanese?


And there's also "I ain't got a narrow ureety! Mine's so damn wide I could pass the child myself if I had to!" which gets stuck in my head because they used it in some local network promo that was played incessantly for like 2 months. O_o;

And [livejournal.com profile] nukey asks: What time is it?

Time to buy a new watch, boyo. Or 9:44pm. Take your pick. :D

And now, I have to go to work. Until next time!
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