You know you're gettting too many crap adverts in your e-mail when...

[batskeets]

...you receive e-mails offering you pot. As in the kind you SMOKE. -_-;

And I quote:
Now Offering for your "Sensitive" Delight ... NEW & IMPROVED

*** KATHMANDU 2 ***

Thanks to recent dramatic advances in the laboratorial processes for the extraction of botanical/herbal alkaloids and glycocides, we are now able to offer what has already been the most incredibly potent marijuana/cannabis alternative available on the planet .... KATHMANDU TEMPLE KIFF!!! It is NEW, IMPROVED and 20 times more stokin'-tokin' potent in its formulation.

KATHMANDU 2 ... a viripotent cannabis alternative for blissful regressions of vexatious depressions...

* BURNS AND SMOKES EASIER!
* TOKES DEEPER!
* TASTES SWEETER!
* LASTS LONGER!

...etc, etc, etc. Uh, YEAH guys, I'm really going to buy drugs via e-mail. ::rotflmao::

I *really* need to set up better mail filters.

(still feel like poop, but can't really sleep. Gonna try again in a bit, though.)

Comments

[niro.livejournal.com]

Kick ass, I want pot off the internet too.

[johntbrady.livejournal.com]

My guess is that it's Corn silk or something similar. Their are loads of legal tobacco alternatives out there. They all have some sort of Narcotic effect they are just not as popular or well known as Canabis. I knew a guy who could manufactur an LSD derivative from bananna peals. And I quote from Dilbert....

Dilbert: Hey Dogbert, I just invented a new drug that makes you feel like superman with no side effects or addictive properties. The best part is it's made from everyday household produce. Do you know what this means?

Dogbert: yeah, the governments gonna outlaw fruits and vegetables.

(Warning the above is a paraphrase of the strip, it has been edited for content and style)