Somewhat-Brutal Honesty Hour #5

[batskeets]

Give us the skinny!

I'll probably get smacked around hardcore for this one, but man, in this lady's humble opinion, there is simply nothing like a nice, skinny guy. (Yes, I *am* waiting for the other ladies out there to start screaming "WHAT THE HELL?!")

Yeah, believe it or not, I actually prefer my men kind of skinny. Big, burly, muscly guys just don't quite do it for me the way a naturally thin guy does. People *were* born with necks, after all, so why hide them? ^_-

Now, I should probably quantify what I'm talking about here. A good lot of the guys I know would qualify as "skinny" in my mind, even though they might not to other people. This is skinny. This is skinny. This is skinny. (For those depicted, trust me, it's *not* an insult to be referred to as skinny! Apologies if you take it as such.)

Basically, any guy that isn't particularly fleshy-looking, be it from excessive muscle or fat, is super-yummy. So, to those who work out in order to improve their stock with the chicks, let it be known that it doesn't work with *this* chick. ^_-

(Amendment to entry: I think I have a better way to quantify "skinny" now... b/c anybody who *isn't* bulky, pudgy, fat, etc. qualifies as skinny, at least in my mind. So if you're not a fat ass or a total musclehead, you're probably among the ranks of People Whom I Consider Skinny. Have a nice day.)

Comments

Re: Ooohhh...

[ferrell.livejournal.com]

Hey now, I seem to remember someone complaining about guys always looking for chicks built like 12 year olds.. we hafta have our standards if y'all have yours yanno ;)

Re: Ooohhh...

[skeets.livejournal.com]

This is why God invented the Double Standard. ^_-