Somewhat-Brutal Honesty Hour #4
Feb. 17th, 2001 05:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
batskeetsYour Butt is Wide, but Mine Is too
I have somehow retained a near-depressing amount of random facts about fitness and weight loss, despite the fact that I am far from being the poster child for health. And you know why? Because I previously spent an even *more* depressing number of my years on this earth worrying about being FAT.
And you know, all that worrying sure hasn't made anything BETTER.
As it stands right now, I wouldn't call myself *fat*, and as far as I can tell nobody else would either, aside from my tiny, small-boned Chinese mother, because she still can't quite wrap her brain around the fact that I posess a large bone frame and an unusual amount of muscle mass in my lower body. But I'm definitely not in tip-top shape, I'll give her that much.
I currently outweigh my current boy toy by about 30 pounds, give or take. Wouldn't know it by looking at me, eh?
(P.S. I'm going to bed. And Weird Al kicks ass. Y'all betta recognize, yo! ;p)
I have somehow retained a near-depressing amount of random facts about fitness and weight loss, despite the fact that I am far from being the poster child for health. And you know why? Because I previously spent an even *more* depressing number of my years on this earth worrying about being FAT.
And you know, all that worrying sure hasn't made anything BETTER.
As it stands right now, I wouldn't call myself *fat*, and as far as I can tell nobody else would either, aside from my tiny, small-boned Chinese mother, because she still can't quite wrap her brain around the fact that I posess a large bone frame and an unusual amount of muscle mass in my lower body. But I'm definitely not in tip-top shape, I'll give her that much.
I currently outweigh my current boy toy by about 30 pounds, give or take. Wouldn't know it by looking at me, eh?
(P.S. I'm going to bed. And Weird Al kicks ass. Y'all betta recognize, yo! ;p)
