"I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'm a quack!"

The Problem: Two weeks of headache, sore throat, and stomach problems. Fatigue and sore muscles at times, too.

The Answer: ALLERGY MEDICATION??!

Yes, the fscking Health Center gave me allergy meds for my stupid sickness. ME, who has never needed more than the occasional over-the-counter antihistamine during the spring! Me, who hasn't had a runny nose or congestion during this sick period until, oh, TODAY!

Allergy pills and FLONASE. What. The. HELL.

I suppose that's a sound reminder of why I never actually want to consult with these people when I'm sick. It's probably faster and/or easier to ride it out than to muck it up with senseless crap. :p

Anyways, I got a doctor's note, so at least my attendance grade won't be shot down the crapper. But bloody hell, I wanted to feel BETTER. I suppose I'll take this junk they gave me, since it was free and all, but I'm highly skeptical that it'll help me in any significant way.

Bloody hell. I'm going to go sleep for like 10 years. Wake me up when it's time to get married and start popping out kids.