Worst. Movie. EVER.

[batskeets]

I got a text from Miles last night, asking if we wanted to join them for a showing of Bruno, so I trotted upstairs, and the following exchange ensued:

ME: [lightheartedly] Hey, two things: can you look up Bruno and see what it's about, and would you want to go see it with Miles at 9:50 tonight?

BOY: Bruno... hey, isn't that that movie with Sacha whatshisface from Borat?

ME: [cue instant stinkface] OH... is it really? Uhhhh, never mind.

We both basically agreed that, as much as we wanted to hang out with Miles, we *really* didn't want to see more of that type of garbage. We were fair enough to it to watch the trailer, but it looked like more of the same.

I cannot tell you how much I hated Borat. I found it to be idiotic and completely un-funny from the get-go, and then that one scene happened--I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about, and I won't describe, because I, personally, am trying to repress the memory--and we said, "you know, I think we've wasted enough of our lives on this piece of crap." And we turned it off.

I still owe that guy a VERY HARD kick in the nuts for the 45 minutes I wasted on his dipshit film.

Also, according to a text from Morgan later in the evening, Bruno apparently tries to make a sex tape with Ron Paul. Messing with random rednecks is one thing, but you just don't mess with Ron Paul!

So I guess that makes TWO kicks in the nuts. Honestly, Borat was such a piece of crap that it should be 2000 groin kicks, but I think my leg would get tired. ;p

Comments

[helloandie.livejournal.com]

borat was god. awful. one of the worst movies i've ever seen.
but ali g in da house? his first character movie? fucking hilarious.
bruno looks pretty yuck. i'm not going to make an effort to see it. kinda want to watch ali g now, though.. heh..

[ghost-girl.livejournal.com]

I hear he already has over 200 lawsuits pending from Bruno, and still hasn't resolved all of the ones from Borat. He's such an asshat.

[tokori.livejournal.com]

ok I'll be the asshole who admits I liked the film, saw it and mostly for some of the scenes at the fashion show and the anti-gay protest, brilliant. the rest I didn't care as much for, but the fact that he was 'gay' and 'from austria', well I did enjoy hearing the right-wingers on the radio here rant about how much he hurt austria's image.

[skeets.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I saw the fashion show stuff in the preview and was almost tempted--I love making fun of fashion as much as I love shooting it, heh--but then I came to my senses.

[tokori.livejournal.com]

yeah the only good scenes to be honest you see in the trailers but its just extended in the movie with some funny interviews with the models/designers. . most of the rest of the movie I could of skipped.