Worst. Movie. EVER.
Jul. 15th, 2009 11:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
batskeetsI got a text from Miles last night, asking if we wanted to join them for a showing of Bruno, so I trotted upstairs, and the following exchange ensued:
ME: [lightheartedly] Hey, two things: can you look up Bruno and see what it's about, and would you want to go see it with Miles at 9:50 tonight?
BOY: Bruno... hey, isn't that that movie with Sacha whatshisface from Borat?
ME: [cue instant stinkface] OH... is it really? Uhhhh, never mind.
We both basically agreed that, as much as we wanted to hang out with Miles, we *really* didn't want to see more of that type of garbage. We were fair enough to it to watch the trailer, but it looked like more of the same.
I cannot tell you how much I hated Borat. I found it to be idiotic and completely un-funny from the get-go, and then that one scene happened--I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about, and I won't describe, because I, personally, am trying to repress the memory--and we said, "you know, I think we've wasted enough of our lives on this piece of crap." And we turned it off.
I still owe that guy a VERY HARD kick in the nuts for the 45 minutes I wasted on his dipshit film.
Also, according to a text from Morgan later in the evening, Bruno apparently tries to make a sex tape with Ron Paul. Messing with random rednecks is one thing, but you just don't mess with Ron Paul!
So I guess that makes TWO kicks in the nuts. Honestly, Borat was such a piece of crap that it should be 2000 groin kicks, but I think my leg would get tired. ;p
ME: [lightheartedly] Hey, two things: can you look up Bruno and see what it's about, and would you want to go see it with Miles at 9:50 tonight?
BOY: Bruno... hey, isn't that that movie with Sacha whatshisface from Borat?
ME: [cue instant stinkface] OH... is it really? Uhhhh, never mind.
We both basically agreed that, as much as we wanted to hang out with Miles, we *really* didn't want to see more of that type of garbage. We were fair enough to it to watch the trailer, but it looked like more of the same.
I cannot tell you how much I hated Borat. I found it to be idiotic and completely un-funny from the get-go, and then that one scene happened--I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about, and I won't describe, because I, personally, am trying to repress the memory--and we said, "you know, I think we've wasted enough of our lives on this piece of crap." And we turned it off.
I still owe that guy a VERY HARD kick in the nuts for the 45 minutes I wasted on his dipshit film.
Also, according to a text from Morgan later in the evening, Bruno apparently tries to make a sex tape with Ron Paul. Messing with random rednecks is one thing, but you just don't mess with Ron Paul!
So I guess that makes TWO kicks in the nuts. Honestly, Borat was such a piece of crap that it should be 2000 groin kicks, but I think my leg would get tired. ;p
