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My Sox are hanging on to the AL Central lead! HAPPINESS. :D But Minnesota is playing Cleveland for their next series of games, while the Sox are going up against Boston, which doesn't bode so well, methinks... Hold it together, man!

Not much on tap today. I have work later tonight, and I have freelancing to do before that. Always busy. I think I'm losing the ability to sit still.

Wow, IGN really *does* look "like Ronald McDonald shitted all over it"! LMAO! That's just disturbing. I'd probably be fairly outraged if I ever actually read that site.

Personally, I think McGriddles sound pretty terrifying. *Especially* the ones with cheese. The savory flavours of maple syrup, scrambled egg, and processed cheese squares are just not meant to meet. Ew.

P.S. I know at *least* some of you reading this will enjoy: Masturbate for Peace! (yanked from