"Could you maybe do me a favor and just squish me?"

[batskeets]

Man, somebody up there *really* doesn't want my MySQL/PHP docs to work, does he? ::beats head against the nearest wall::

I suppose I should start thinking of what I'm going to say at the meeting, since I will likely still have nothing to show. Well, unless I'm a lucky bastard and can somehow cobble something together in the next ~40 minutes. Of course, I'd feel better if I wasn't such a n00b, because then at least I'd know when the problem is my error vs. someone else's. ;p

EDIT: Like, whoa. Stuff's kind of working. At least, it is to the point where I can actually create a database or three. ^^;