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batskeetsMy crappy work story for today is this: Some random jackass getting a ride home to Duck's Village decided, out of nowhere, to give me a wet willie. Seriously. I should also point out that this occurred: A) while I was driving the van, and B) while I was in the middle of turning a corner.
So yeah, having a stranger's saliva-coated finger randomly jammed into my ear while I was turning a corner basically scared the *piss* out of me, and caused me to swerve the van, and if I had taken the turn too fast, the van would have tipped over. Fortunately, I'm uber-safe about my turns while driving DDS, so I'm still alive to tell the tale. Unfortunately, that means the jackass brigade is still alive, too. ;p
The lesson for any DDS patrons that might be reading this? Your DDS driver is driving around town, late at night, in a state-owned vehicle, just to take your drunk, retarded ass home (for FREE) from some random keg party. DON'T FSCKING TOUCH YOUR DRIVER. I will drag you out of my van by the gonads.
Also of note: when we pulled up to the house to pick up this particular group, they opened the van door to get in, and yelled "Whoa!! We got two chicks!! Sweeeeet!" ::rolls eyes:: Why, oh WHY do they always think that we find them attractive, just because we happen to be a team of two girls?! We're WORKING, and you're DRUNK, so WE DO NOT THINK YOU'RE HOT OMFG NO MEANS NO YOU BASTARD ::stabstabstab::
It's Friday now, though, so I'm basically on auto-pilot. I have some projects to polish off this weekend, but it shouldn't be too time-consuming. I also have work at the day job in 2 hours, but it should be a quiet shift. *And* I get paid today by the Minijob, since I never made it over there last week. W00t!
This song is officially a kick in the pants. Not as good as Five Respect, but so cheesy and fun! Wheeee! I'm out. :D
So yeah, having a stranger's saliva-coated finger randomly jammed into my ear while I was turning a corner basically scared the *piss* out of me, and caused me to swerve the van, and if I had taken the turn too fast, the van would have tipped over. Fortunately, I'm uber-safe about my turns while driving DDS, so I'm still alive to tell the tale. Unfortunately, that means the jackass brigade is still alive, too. ;p
The lesson for any DDS patrons that might be reading this? Your DDS driver is driving around town, late at night, in a state-owned vehicle, just to take your drunk, retarded ass home (for FREE) from some random keg party. DON'T FSCKING TOUCH YOUR DRIVER. I will drag you out of my van by the gonads.
Also of note: when we pulled up to the house to pick up this particular group, they opened the van door to get in, and yelled "Whoa!! We got two chicks!! Sweeeeet!" ::rolls eyes:: Why, oh WHY do they always think that we find them attractive, just because we happen to be a team of two girls?! We're WORKING, and you're DRUNK, so WE DO NOT THINK YOU'RE HOT OMFG NO MEANS NO YOU BASTARD ::stabstabstab::
It's Friday now, though, so I'm basically on auto-pilot. I have some projects to polish off this weekend, but it shouldn't be too time-consuming. I also have work at the day job in 2 hours, but it should be a quiet shift. *And* I get paid today by the Minijob, since I never made it over there last week. W00t!
This song is officially a kick in the pants. Not as good as Five Respect, but so cheesy and fun! Wheeee! I'm out. :D
