"THERE IS TWO OF UUUUSSSSS!"

[batskeets]

OMG I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW ASDKFASDLFKHASDLFHALHKF!!! I normally wouldn't be this drunk, but we were all being lazy here ath the house tonight so we never actually had dinnerr. And it DOES make a difference when you are planning to drink!! MARK MY WORDS, CHILDREN!!!

I am soooooo glad I am not working tonight. I'm other people's designated driver all the time, somebody should be MY designated driver once in a while!!

This cartoon is like 100000x funnier right now than it was earlier today, and it was pretty damn funny earlier today!! "COME BACK ALI! COME BACK ALI'S SISTER!!" ADSKFDSLFHASDLKH!!

I am going to eat my extra0high-quality Taco Bell meal now so maybe I will sober up a bit. MAYBE. XD

OMG I can't even type right now LMAO!!!!