"How YOU doin'?"
Mar. 4th, 2003 03:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
batskeetsEveryone at both of my jobs has been using that line lately. what the hell? ::rotfl::
I'm procrastinating. (surprise! ;p)
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Uh, I don't really get angry. O_o; I guess the last person I got really annoyed at was my jerktastic co-worker last week.
2. What is your weapon of choice? My big, bad, shit-kicking boots.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If I ever had reason to hit someone, it'd be an equal-opportunity beatdown.
4. How about of the same sex? See previous question.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Uh, does anyone *ever* get angry at me? If so, they haven't mentioned it.
6. What is your pet peeve? God, where should I start? ::rotfl:: I think that overall, ignorance is probably at the top of the list.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I don't hold grudges at all for most things, but if somebody hurts me really badly (which usually involves betraying my trust), then they're on my shit list FOREVER.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? uh, exercise, I guess? I've done it in random spurts recently, but I haven't done it *every day* in at least six months.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 5:30pm. ::laughs::
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: *A* person? ::laughs:: Ty, Kris, Julian, Shannon, my aunt Helen, and my daddy. And that's just for starters. One of these days, I'll have enough of a life that I'll want to invite people into it again. ^^;;
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I always have good excuses. Or at least, I always make up good excuses.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Yeah, just once. I think it was the Sobakawa Pillow guy. ::asdlfhsdflkahslhk::
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Two weeks ago, before I got all motivated about school again.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 2x.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Dutch Bros Double Mocha, although Dutch Bros. is cheap, so I'm not sure that counts. It's froofy coffee, though, so it sounds yuppie.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? White meat. Chicken is love.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? It was probably the time when I had approx. 8-9 shots/servings of alcohol in the span of 90 minutes. ::rotfl::
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Feh, I can't afford that.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Every once in a while, but not *nearly* as much as my mom does. -_-;
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? MORE!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Um, ew?
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 4. I'm picky.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 4. I'm also modest.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Nah... I'm not a crotch person, and it's kind of hard to check out someone's butt while they're facing you. ::rotfl::
4. Are you a virgin? Not I, said the fly.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes, butts, or torsos. Yeee! :D
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Maybe a few really slutty men, but no actual prostitutes. (and no, I didn't accept)
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? That's kind of a given responsibility if you've ever been active.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 2
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? CDJapan! ::rotfl::
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy a car, get a house, buy some fun stuff for friends/fam, invest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. With the constant invasion of privacy that comes with being famous, I wouldn't want it without some good monetary compensation, at the *very* least.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? In the current craptacular job market, hell yes! In my utopian world where I'm a 1337 web designer until I'm ~60, no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Not successfully, and not since I was probably 6 years old.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Somewhere upwards of 2000... probably closer to 3000 by now. ::rotfl::
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Becoming my own complete person, and not adhering to other people's wants, expectations, or stereotypes.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Getting my act together enough to land on the Dean's List last spring.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? To be happy, and to make someone's life better. Many someones, if possible.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Well, it beats coming in last, but yeah, it's sometimes irksome.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I don't think I've ever been quite *that* sure of my skills.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? WTF's the point of that?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Dude, it's still early. Give it some time. :p
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? NEW CAR. ;_; Or maybe if I could yank someone else's entire J-Rock collection, since mine's totally meager.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Uh, James would probably be on my team of two because he's a Mini-MacGyver, but I have no idea who I'd trade houses with. (not to mention the fact that we all have rental property...)
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I don't want to be anyone else. Perhaps a more ideal version of me (i.e. not as lazy, in better shape, etc.), but that's about it.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not to my knowledge, thank the gods.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Who hasn't?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I don't think there's anything I'd want to be that isn't a product of environment.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? WTF? ::rotfl::
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Probably Lust or Pride, because they're the ones I'd feel least guilty about.
Back to work/video jamming.
I'm procrastinating. (surprise! ;p)
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Uh, I don't really get angry. O_o; I guess the last person I got really annoyed at was my jerktastic co-worker last week.
2. What is your weapon of choice? My big, bad, shit-kicking boots.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If I ever had reason to hit someone, it'd be an equal-opportunity beatdown.
4. How about of the same sex? See previous question.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Uh, does anyone *ever* get angry at me? If so, they haven't mentioned it.
6. What is your pet peeve? God, where should I start? ::rotfl:: I think that overall, ignorance is probably at the top of the list.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I don't hold grudges at all for most things, but if somebody hurts me really badly (which usually involves betraying my trust), then they're on my shit list FOREVER.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? uh, exercise, I guess? I've done it in random spurts recently, but I haven't done it *every day* in at least six months.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 5:30pm. ::laughs::
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: *A* person? ::laughs:: Ty, Kris, Julian, Shannon, my aunt Helen, and my daddy. And that's just for starters. One of these days, I'll have enough of a life that I'll want to invite people into it again. ^^;;
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I always have good excuses. Or at least, I always make up good excuses.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Yeah, just once. I think it was the Sobakawa Pillow guy. ::asdlfhsdflkahslhk::
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Two weeks ago, before I got all motivated about school again.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 2x.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Dutch Bros Double Mocha, although Dutch Bros. is cheap, so I'm not sure that counts. It's froofy coffee, though, so it sounds yuppie.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? White meat. Chicken is love.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? It was probably the time when I had approx. 8-9 shots/servings of alcohol in the span of 90 minutes. ::rotfl::
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Feh, I can't afford that.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Every once in a while, but not *nearly* as much as my mom does. -_-;
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? MORE!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Um, ew?
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 4. I'm picky.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 4. I'm also modest.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Nah... I'm not a crotch person, and it's kind of hard to check out someone's butt while they're facing you. ::rotfl::
4. Are you a virgin? Not I, said the fly.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes, butts, or torsos. Yeee! :D
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Maybe a few really slutty men, but no actual prostitutes. (and no, I didn't accept)
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? That's kind of a given responsibility if you've ever been active.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 2
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? CDJapan! ::rotfl::
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy a car, get a house, buy some fun stuff for friends/fam, invest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. With the constant invasion of privacy that comes with being famous, I wouldn't want it without some good monetary compensation, at the *very* least.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? In the current craptacular job market, hell yes! In my utopian world where I'm a 1337 web designer until I'm ~60, no.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Not successfully, and not since I was probably 6 years old.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Somewhere upwards of 2000... probably closer to 3000 by now. ::rotfl::
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Becoming my own complete person, and not adhering to other people's wants, expectations, or stereotypes.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Getting my act together enough to land on the Dean's List last spring.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? To be happy, and to make someone's life better. Many someones, if possible.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Well, it beats coming in last, but yeah, it's sometimes irksome.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I don't think I've ever been quite *that* sure of my skills.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? WTF's the point of that?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Dude, it's still early. Give it some time. :p
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? NEW CAR. ;_; Or maybe if I could yank someone else's entire J-Rock collection, since mine's totally meager.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Uh, James would probably be on my team of two because he's a Mini-MacGyver, but I have no idea who I'd trade houses with. (not to mention the fact that we all have rental property...)
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I don't want to be anyone else. Perhaps a more ideal version of me (i.e. not as lazy, in better shape, etc.), but that's about it.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not to my knowledge, thank the gods.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Who hasn't?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I don't think there's anything I'd want to be that isn't a product of environment.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? WTF? ::rotfl::
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Probably Lust or Pride, because they're the ones I'd feel least guilty about.
Back to work/video jamming.
