[personal profile] batskeets
Now that my brain is back on full, I will tell you about my dearling!

My dear friend (who will remain nameless because he has stalkers ::asdflaksdhflkas::) become legal yesterday. :D He is smart as a whip and super cool and kind of crazy, but we like that. I secretly think that he's a very nice boy, but he'll probably kick me for saying so, so maybe not. ::asdlfkadshflk::

He is a sassy child that knows how to work the system and do the things that nobody else would try because it sounds too simple and/or ludicrous. He has an incredible flair for hyperbole, especially in bizarre or problematic situations, but if you take him down like 5 or 6 notches, you'll find he's speaking truths.

If you ever meet him, don't overlook him, for he may one day take over the world, or at least buy an island or a small country. Probably one where there's lots of skiing or caviar, because that's so yuppie that he'd love it and find it amusing.

Happy birthday my boy! Maybe by the time you can drink, I'll be able to be there and buy you your first. ::rotfl::
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