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Lingerie things
Jan. 9th, 2009 12:48 pmSerafin's birthday party will be at the house on Saturday, and he has declared the theme will be, "Dress like a Victoria's Secret supermodel." I don't really know who's coming, outside of the housemates, but I'm sure there'll be dudes-in-lingerie aplenty.
It is because of this that I found myself lingerie shopping with two men yesterday evening. And of course, I didn't find anything I liked, largely because Victoria's Secret bras are vaguely terrifying. I'm sure pushing the girls upward and forward in an insanely cleavage-generating fashion is great for some, but when you're a D-cup? Well, not so much.
So, the boys left with shopping bags, and I, the one whom frilly lingerie is normally intended for, left empty-handed. Not that it really makes a difference, because Serafin will probably make a hotter-looking lady than all three of us combined. XD
There may or may not be pictures, because I feel like a lard-ass at the moment. ;p That's largely because sickness is tugging at my system AGAIN, so I've been bad about eating well and working out. I've been using this rather unpleasant sinus wash to keep it at bay, but it's too friggin' soon to be even halfway sick again already. UNFAIR!
Speaking of feeling like a lard-ass, check this out. This site apparently lets you upload a photo, and then in a day or so, they produce a version of what you'd look like after losing however many pounds you specify. Mine tells me that I probably shouldn't ever try for 145 lbs., because damn my arms look scary-thin.
Okay, enough whining. I'm out!
It is because of this that I found myself lingerie shopping with two men yesterday evening. And of course, I didn't find anything I liked, largely because Victoria's Secret bras are vaguely terrifying. I'm sure pushing the girls upward and forward in an insanely cleavage-generating fashion is great for some, but when you're a D-cup? Well, not so much.
So, the boys left with shopping bags, and I, the one whom frilly lingerie is normally intended for, left empty-handed. Not that it really makes a difference, because Serafin will probably make a hotter-looking lady than all three of us combined. XD
There may or may not be pictures, because I feel like a lard-ass at the moment. ;p That's largely because sickness is tugging at my system AGAIN, so I've been bad about eating well and working out. I've been using this rather unpleasant sinus wash to keep it at bay, but it's too friggin' soon to be even halfway sick again already. UNFAIR!
Speaking of feeling like a lard-ass, check this out. This site apparently lets you upload a photo, and then in a day or so, they produce a version of what you'd look like after losing however many pounds you specify. Mine tells me that I probably shouldn't ever try for 145 lbs., because damn my arms look scary-thin.
Okay, enough whining. I'm out!
