"Am I in an alternate universe where 'wonderful' means 'shitty'?"

I am seriously wondering who I have to french to get the heater turned on in here! I'm wearing my coat and scarf, and I'm still freezing my butt off and periodically sitting on my hands to warm them up. I'm not even sure how I'm typing this sentence right now, because I cannot feel my fingers.

(Yes, I'm exaggerating; I am not getting frostbite in my place of work. But, it's COLD, y'all.)

Yesterday was Lazy Tuesday, in which I played WoW, ate dinner, watched TV, and generally sat on my duff.

My stomach seems to be better behaved today. Going back to wushu tonight. Between the cold weather and the staying home sick on Monday, stretching is going to be rough.

Oh, I won One-Dart today, with a freaking bulls-eye!! Hell yes.