"No, I tend to follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of 'Thou shalt not kill'. But, that's just me."

Okay, I have to make fun of this:

I saw a license plate today that read: "PR8ZHM". The car had a Jesus fish on it, so I'm fairly sure that the license plate was intended as an appropriately bible-thumping slogan: "Praise Him."

Now, call me crazy, but when you pronounce that license plate, wouldn't it come out as "PRAITZ Him?" Because 8 does not equal an "A" sound?

This guy ranks just below the stores in town that come up with lame-ass slogans according to who the Uni's football team is supposed to beat this week. (Seriously: some of these include, "Utes [ain't] seen nothin yet", "Level the Devil in the Sun", and "Beat those 'dam' Beavers." Stop trying so hard to be clever!)

Sorry. Sometimes, I can't help myself.

EDIT: OMFG 30000 WORDS HOORAY!! I am full of amazing chapters, apparently. I was getting chills as I wrote, just now. Heeeeee. :D