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Jun. 28th, 2003 08:03 amI stole this idea from one of my nerdy compatriots in one of those new communities I dove into for no apparent reason. Fortunately, said compatriot stole this idea from someone else, and I'm bored, so I don't care. :D
Things you must know about Sarah in order to be her friend:
-- Sarah seriously doesn't hate you. She is simply a victim of social apathy at times, and she *really* doesn't want to be unintentionally grumpy at you because of it.
-- Sarah feels like a tool when talking on the phone, but she secretly wishes that people would call her more often. She still hasn't figured out why.
-- Sarah doesn't mind hugs--she just doesn't initiate them terribly often.
-- If you haven't initiated contact with Sarah in a while, she's going to feel increasingly weird about initiating contact with you as time goes on, and will probably avoid doing so. This is because she is a great big wuss.
-- Sarah is *really* hard to piss off, but if she ever truly gets angry at you, you'd better have your affairs in order.
-- Sarah loves to get cool things for her friends, especially on birthdays and holidays. However, given her tiny budget, having viable pants currently overrides any frivolous gift giving. :(
-- Sarah is okay with your having religious/political beliefs. Just don't try to convert her to them.
-- If you happen to accost Sarah while she's in the middle of a task, she is likely to go right on doing said task. This is nothing personal.
-- Sarah is generally not big on making eye contact. This is also nothing personal.
-- Sarah doesn't plan social activities often, but she loves being invited along for them.
-- Sarah will probably kick you in the gonads if she learns you've been mistreating a person whom she deems wholly true and good-hearted. Fortunately, such persons are few and far between.
-- Don't plan any fun activities with Sarah that will take place before Noon. Doing any activity during the morning will generally cause her to enjoy said activity up to 50% less.
-- Sarah is NOT going to automatically like something just because it's Japanese.
-- Sarah knows more than you think she does. About *everything*. >:D
-- If you talk to Sarah about a problem, she'll listen very well. If you ask Sarah for advice, she'll probably logic the situation to death. Fortunately, she catches hints reasonably well.
-- Sarah doesn't care about your age, sex, *or* your location.
-- Sarah does not want to hear about how fat you think you are. 95% of you are wrong, anyway.
Crap. I really need to get my sleep schedule re-aligned. ::poof::
Things you must know about Sarah in order to be her friend:
-- Sarah seriously doesn't hate you. She is simply a victim of social apathy at times, and she *really* doesn't want to be unintentionally grumpy at you because of it.
-- Sarah feels like a tool when talking on the phone, but she secretly wishes that people would call her more often. She still hasn't figured out why.
-- Sarah doesn't mind hugs--she just doesn't initiate them terribly often.
-- If you haven't initiated contact with Sarah in a while, she's going to feel increasingly weird about initiating contact with you as time goes on, and will probably avoid doing so. This is because she is a great big wuss.
-- Sarah is *really* hard to piss off, but if she ever truly gets angry at you, you'd better have your affairs in order.
-- Sarah loves to get cool things for her friends, especially on birthdays and holidays. However, given her tiny budget, having viable pants currently overrides any frivolous gift giving. :(
-- Sarah is okay with your having religious/political beliefs. Just don't try to convert her to them.
-- If you happen to accost Sarah while she's in the middle of a task, she is likely to go right on doing said task. This is nothing personal.
-- Sarah is generally not big on making eye contact. This is also nothing personal.
-- Sarah doesn't plan social activities often, but she loves being invited along for them.
-- Sarah will probably kick you in the gonads if she learns you've been mistreating a person whom she deems wholly true and good-hearted. Fortunately, such persons are few and far between.
-- Don't plan any fun activities with Sarah that will take place before Noon. Doing any activity during the morning will generally cause her to enjoy said activity up to 50% less.
-- Sarah is NOT going to automatically like something just because it's Japanese.
-- Sarah knows more than you think she does. About *everything*. >:D
-- If you talk to Sarah about a problem, she'll listen very well. If you ask Sarah for advice, she'll probably logic the situation to death. Fortunately, she catches hints reasonably well.
-- Sarah doesn't care about your age, sex, *or* your location.
-- Sarah does not want to hear about how fat you think you are. 95% of you are wrong, anyway.
Crap. I really need to get my sleep schedule re-aligned. ::poof::
