"Well, there was that one thing with the sword swallower and the bubble bath... never mind."

[batskeets]

Today is definitely a coffee day. Lordy, I am exhausted. I would love a long, long bath. Or a nap. Or hell, both.

My legs essentially gave out on me near the end of wushu yesterday, and after 5 minutes of sitting down, I proceeded to weight train them after that, because I am a glutton for punishment. :p And, of course, I'm practicing again tonight, so I'll be even more dead! Whooooo! ;p On the plus side, I have my new sword picked out, and Byron plans to split shipping costs with me by ordering together. Mmmm, swordy goodness.

Jenny, David, and Ben invited me over for lunch earlier. We threw together some tofu tacos, which actually turned out pretty good! The tofu might've been better if there'd been some cumin on hand, but I did all right with the whole herbs and spices thing anyway. I take food so seriously, sometimes. :)

Tonight's going to be busy. I'm making tomato soup, going to practice, and J is hopefully going to help me toss together my thuggish character for numfar's Serenity RPG. I'm thinking about making it more of a hand-to-hand combat character, but the whole gun-toting bad-ass thing also sounds appealing... hrm.

Complaint of the moment: So, I put up a picture from the party a couple weekends ago, on MySpace late Tuesday night. I was drunk and feeling oddly energetic at the time, so I busted out some splits:



And guess what? It took less than 24 hours for random idiots with pec-flashing profile photos to start contacting me with flirtatious messages and things like "i want to get to know u" and "hey ur cute" [sic] and GAAAHHHH I HATE PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE MORONS. The only people who messaged me on MySpace prior to this were real-life friends and the occasional random garage band, which was exactly what I wanted! I'm only there because I have friends who use it. What. The Crap. Just because I'm flexible doesn't mean that I'll put out for any retard who crosses my path!

I am so changing my profile picture now. Jesus effing Christ.

That's all.

Comments

[tokori.livejournal.com]

wow, Im impressed you can do the spilts!

I ended up deleting myspace for the very reason of all the nasties on there

[ghost-girl.livejournal.com]

hahahha, ahhh, love the myspace. wow.

[alaindan.livejournal.com]

yo, ur hawt

Something like that? :) You do look good in that pic though.

[starkodama.livejournal.com]

That picture's awesome! Please don't get down on yourself about your weight, you got a totally awesome bod and you inspire me constantly!

[randvek.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not planning on combining that nap with that long bath.

[muerte.livejournal.com]

U R SO HAWT!

[paris-of-priam.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten that you do Wushu. Good for you! :)

[paris-of-priam.livejournal.com]

I had a whole bunch of friends join myspace all at once, and they all invited me to join. I didn't because my first thought was 'if I don't even have time to keep up with my livejournal anymore, why would I want to add something ELSE?" So I didn't join. I think it was about two months before they started dumping their myspace profiles. So it looks like I didn't miss much. :)

[tokori.livejournal.com]

lol, no, you didnt. ..

I think my profile lasted about 2-3 weeks before I took it down.. I kept my friendster one but no one seems to use that anymore..

[arabella-jin.livejournal.com]

Hey, you are so cute and I'd like to know you!!!!!!!!! :oP

Good God, I didn't know you were so flexi!!! Is it because of Wushu or you were always that good?
I do the splits in parties after a few drinks... Or another funny trick with my toes...don't ask!!! :o)

[xplo-eristotle.livejournal.com]

Best pic ever.

Not exactly the best pic of YOU, but still.

[skeets.livejournal.com]

Yah, it's mostly the wushu. I used to be able to do better splits when I was taking dance, but I stopped that when I was 13, so I had to basically regain all the flexibility when I started wushu. It's *so* much harder in your 20s than in your teens. x_x

[the-lizzel.livejournal.com]

wow! that picture is really cute, sarah!! congrats on the splits! i, on the other hand, have lost most of my flexibility. doing the splits would rip oh-so-many muscles that i won't even attempt. my drop stance rules for some reason. go figure.

btw, that's nasty about all those sleazy guys that try to hook up on the internet. jesus.