A, er, polite request
Jul. 17th, 2003 08:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
batskeetsTo whichever one of my neighbours that is currently BATHING themselves in some god-awful cologne:
PLEASE STOP. You are stinking up my apartment, killing my plants, and forever warping my sense of smell!!
Well, you'd be killing my plants if I *had* plants. But it's a damn good thing I don't, with the stinkfest you're currently brewing!
Here's a tip: YOUR SCENT SHOULD NOT KILL LIVING CREATURES. Write it down, paco.
I even rolled out a new, blatantly stolen userpic just for this occasion. YOU SUCK.
That is all.
PLEASE STOP. You are stinking up my apartment, killing my plants, and forever warping my sense of smell!!
Well, you'd be killing my plants if I *had* plants. But it's a damn good thing I don't, with the stinkfest you're currently brewing!
Here's a tip: YOUR SCENT SHOULD NOT KILL LIVING CREATURES. Write it down, paco.
I even rolled out a new, blatantly stolen userpic just for this occasion. YOU SUCK.
That is all.
