"Duh, I are smart an' stuuuuff."
Nov. 6th, 2002 02:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
batskeetsSo, hey, when one of the DDS drivers gets sick and causes us to run with 1 van instead of 2, you know what you should do? You should try to guilt trip us by saying things like "duh, I guess I'll just DRIVE HOME then."
YES, that's right. Because then we'll feel all BAD for you and our vans will rearrange our ENTIRE LIST to come pick YOU up faster, because you're too pussy to walk SIX LOUSY BLOCKS to your house!
Yeah, smell the sarcasm on that one?? You should. ;p
A close second are the retards who call our answering machine and bitch about how they didn't want to wait for us any longer, so they drove home and got a DUI. It's not my fault that you can't wait a few extra minutes for us to get there, stupid!
Heh, at least I'm interesting when I'm cranky. ^_-
YES, that's right. Because then we'll feel all BAD for you and our vans will rearrange our ENTIRE LIST to come pick YOU up faster, because you're too pussy to walk SIX LOUSY BLOCKS to your house!
Yeah, smell the sarcasm on that one?? You should. ;p
A close second are the retards who call our answering machine and bitch about how they didn't want to wait for us any longer, so they drove home and got a DUI. It's not my fault that you can't wait a few extra minutes for us to get there, stupid!
Heh, at least I'm interesting when I'm cranky. ^_-
