skeets ([personal profile] batskeets) wrote2014-06-27 12:28 am
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Terrible jokes, Part Eleventy-Billion

[after listening to a clip of the world's earliest-known melody]

"...interesting that they did it in a minor key."
"Is that a MAJOR thing?"
"[laughs] You just had to leave it on that NOTE, didn't you?"
"It's the KEY to my success."

No matter how old I get, I'll never completely stop being a pun machine.

PUN. MACHINE.