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skeets ([personal profile] batskeets) wrote2004-08-24 06:58 pm

"Look, dad, I'm not gonna do drugs. I want to be the first chubby comedian to live past 35."

Reading the Fametracker forums is an odd experience, at times, because you'll happen upon completely random bits of trivia that you'd never think to ask for. Case in point: Kirk Cameron has flipped his lid in the name of the Lord. And no, that statement wasn't meant to offend Christians--I am not a big fan of loud and obnoxious Fundies, but I know you're not *all* crazy. That article, however, just makes the guy sound like he has completely lost touch with reality, is several tacos short of a combination plate, and other similar phrases pointing towards Nutty.

Also, "The Way of the Master" *totally* sounds like it should be a 1970's kung fu film.

Tonight, there will be hair extensions! Honestly, I'd been wanting to put them in for a while, but I'd been holding off because I was looking for work, and then because I worked in a place where they actually had a dress code. But faux-hawks, nerdy t-shirts, and jeans are de rigueur at my new place of employment, so IT IS TIME. :D

Speaking of which, so far, the lack of a stringent dress code seems to make me want to dress *better* than I used to. WTF's with that? ;p

In less fun news, I need to call the podiatrist about my foot troubles! It's boring and probably kind of gross, so I won't go into it, but it's been keeping me from practicing wushu for the past couple of weeks, and that is completely unacceptable. I miss it SO MUCH. Aaaagggh.

Anyhoo, James is making food tonight because he's awesome, so I get to sit on my duff for a bit longer than usual. Yay! I'm thinking some Puzzle Pirates may be in my future. :)
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[identity profile] alleycatsphinx.livejournal.com 2004-08-25 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Someone should get all the people from the 700 club and make a kungfu movie. Imagine what sorts of special powers that Tammy Fae woman has? We call it "Fist of Lord"

[identity profile] skeets.livejournal.com 2004-08-25 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Christianity would be so much cooler if ministers were actually ninjas. :D

(Anonymous) 2004-08-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
exactly! That's why the catholics rock. Priests are theoretically supposed to be jedi knights, fighting evil, using force powers to transubstiate wine, casting demons out of linda blair, and speaking in latin. They even all dress like Luke in ROTJ. Which is why I've missed my true calling by being an agnostic skeptical mystic instead of a shaolin fighting priest.

Father Liu Wins... Bibality...

C

[identity profile] divadrummer.livejournal.com 2004-08-24 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, definetely PuzzlePirates! What's your character's name?

[identity profile] skeets.livejournal.com 2004-08-25 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
These days, I'm going around as "Supertramp," as in the musical group (http://www.afn.org/~afn30091/songs/s/supertramp-logical.htm).